pork barrel

1. A portly or rotund person.
2. A person with a fat stomach.
3. A witty insult, making light of someones excess weight

hey pork barrel, when was the last time you saw your cock?

by Paddymac August 28, 2006

muck bag

Insulting term for an ugly woman.

you: check out that blond, she's a nice piece

me: are you serious? That muck bag.. she's got a face like a careless beekeeper

by Paddymac August 31, 2006

half a raja

A term used to describe the state of a penis whilst between flacid and erect. Basically half erect.

I was gonna show that girl the time of her life, but I could only muster up half a raja

by Paddymac August 31, 2006

candied slickins

the natural lubricant that occurs in a vagina during sex, often expelled in varying quantities during different levels of stimulation.

guy 1: Did u see that girls squirt her love juice across the room?

guy 2: yeah, those candied slickins must have travelled at least 10 foot.

by paddymac August 25, 2009

hit the streets

A condescending way to tell someone to leave. Commonly followed up with and insult to their character or appearance

1. Hit the streets, pork barrel.

by Paddymac August 29, 2006

GForce

When you smoke some killer weed, and sit in a comfortable chair, and it feels as though there is some form of suction, or special gravity, keeping you on the chair

"dude, that shit was chronic, I'm GForce'ing my ass off over here."

by Paddymac August 29, 2006

laughtear

Uncontrollable laughing and crying at the same time. Usually as a result of trying to cheer someone up while they are upset.

Jenny was so upset last night so I tried to cheer her up with the midget dance. I kind of worked cos' she burst into laughtear

by paddymac March 27, 2009