CT Piledriver

1. Must be performed in Connecticut. When you are having anal sex and you take out your penis and walk back a couple of feet, then you slap your partner with said penis and t-bag them as they lay on the ground until you break their nose. Then when they bleed you shit on their chest and ejaculate on their face(usually their hair or eyes.)

Oh dude me and Jenny where totally get it on until i laid her with my CT Piledriver. She was out cold. I left brah.

Text from Jill: John i just woke up from your CT Piledriver, again next Friday?

by Tilly M. June 6, 2010

douche pimples

What you get when you watch someone unknowingly make a fool of themselves in public.

Oh man, I got douche pimples watching that comedian bomb on stage. The worst part was that he thought he was funny!

by VA1N June 27, 2010

Sumerian Piledriver

When a man has explosive diarrhea into a turkey vultures beak/mouth. The turkey vulture is then electrocuted and skull-fucked by a wooly mammoth. afterwards, the wooly mammoth is usually enraged to a point of impossible rage and proceeds to stampede the man and bust a galloon of sperm in his face. This is know as the Sumerian Piledriver

i was watching a wild zoo porno when out of nowhere a wooly mammoth performed a perfect sumerian piledriver.

by Spiderpig77 January 4, 2010

Pialet

pronounced - pee ah let - Someone who uses the bathroom frequently, especially during seventh period lunch and talks nonstop about elongated penises from Africa and their sex life...with their right hand.

Wendell...that's the twentieth time you went to the fucking bathroom, and it's only second period, you fucking Pialet!

by Mr. John Anonymous April 29, 2005

pimpled

popped ur pimples

i pimpled my face yesterday and mad shit came out

by kount123 January 19, 2009

Pipe Sharted

When you hold a plastic pipe to your bare ass and pump a brown package through it

Hey Kieran hold the other end of this pipe

"haha i just pipe sharted in your ear!"

by pipe master666 August 28, 2009

Pile it on a Cracker

An innuendo used in the town of Jacksonville, Florida. Used usually around thanksgiving time. When used correctly there is a slight emphasis at the end of the phrase on the word "cracker".

" Jaime and that girl look like there hitting it off, he is gonna pile it on a cracker tonight"

"She better be careful with those cream cheese stains"

by That's what! Cheese head! December 3, 2009