Holy Shit, a Talking Muffin

1- A surprised or sarcastic, but acknowledging, response to a statement of intelligence from a usually ill-informed or negligible source.

2- A phrase uttered when someone makes a statement that is completely unnecessary, painfully obvious, or both.

Adapted from The Muffin Joke. As seen in the example, which definition is used depends on the respondent's perspective of the original comment.

1: Parent: "Halo: Reach was completely over-hyped."

Gamer Child: "Holy shit, a talking muffin!"

2: Parent: "Halo: Reach was completely over-hyped."

Gamer Child: "Holy shit, a talking muffin."

by TwiztedMessiah September 23, 2010

muffin

A bittie. A very hot girl.

Damn that girl's a muffin. I'd like to do terrible things to her.

by quignugget April 26, 2010

corn muffin

a muffin, often shaped like a cupcake, made from cornmeal.

"Just finished a batch of corn muffins, they are still hot."

by arn8409 November 28, 2007

Muffin

An Ibiza Slang Term For A Front Bum

I Ragged That Muffin Goooooood!

by Square Bar January 21, 2008

muffin top

When a woman wears a pair of tight jeans that makes her flab spill out over the waistband, just like the top of a muffin sits over the edge of the paper case.

casey denig in lake padgett has a muffin top

by taylor chaves January 26, 2010

whore muffin

A nasty ass fugly skank who doesn't have a life, spends hours on myspace, and thinks she is hott shit and that everyone wants to hook up with her, but in reality she is gross, fat, pale, and has ugly hair. Commenly known for throwing herself at boys that either don't want her or are "best friends" boyfriends.

Brittany is a whore muffin for trying to get with Katie's boyfriend and then trying to hook up with Kristen's ex boyfriend who she still likes.
fucking fag

by Seth Cohan September 3, 2006

muffin top

A roll of fat that spills over the top of one's pants.

Ew! Is it me, or did Mary get a heck of a muffin top? I can't even see the the zipper of her pants!

by browntrousers February 21, 2009