closet jerk 

Polite and subtle rejection. Someone who is only pretending to be nice to you but secretly doesn't like you. May ignore you, never include you and diss you in private with their closet jerk friends.

"He just politely shut me down with that irritating politician smile. What a closet jerk."

closet jerk by Caaulolo September 16, 2020

Soda Jerk 

A young woman that is indignant to the attention of older men. Despite obviously wanting attention, they vocalize their distaste for older interested parties, usually at rather loud decibels. A person who is obnoxious about their disgust for "thirsty" dudes despite doing their best to advertise that they have all the "milkshakes."

Nah man, ignore her she just wants attention; she is a Soda Jerk.

Soda Jerk by Dirty O'man October 19, 2020

No Jerk January 

No Jerk January Is a month like No Nut November but you're not allowed to jerk or touch your penis (unless you need to piss)

I accidentally jerked on No Jerk January.

No Jerk January by lesbian mistake December 4, 2020

Holy jerk off 

A religious belief, in which the believer of christ furiously beats off his holy cock till they spray all there holy water for there lord and savior jesus christ. They will then pray for 10 minutes before furiously beating off till they die for there lord jesus christ.

Yo me and the boys are gonna go sacrifice ourselves for our lord with a holy jerk off you in?

Holy jerk off by Baalo69 March 4, 2021

Review Jerk 

Review Jerk is the opposite of review bomb. Its when people/reviewers/critics /fans flood content with positive reviews to push their own woke agenda when the content was clearly bad. Also Review jerking is something that doesn't exist according to people who always use review bombing as an excuse when reviews can be jerked or bombed.

Look at how critics review jerked Masters of the Universe: Revelation and also said "Its an impressively loyal He-Man series"

Review Jerk by omegadespair August 2, 2021

sneak jerk

the action of air masturbating your boy and yelling SNEAK JERK in a spy like fashion

Sitting next to ya homie "SNEAK JERK"

sneak jerk by god6969696969669 September 23, 2021

Biden jerk 

A gay old man with penis

A Biden jerk shot me

Biden jerk by Nigward16274 November 5, 2021