Jason Wun 

The coolest aisan in the states. Period.

Danny Little Pocket: "Dude I totally want to hang out with Jason Wun"
Joe: "Dude I heard that he has the sickest and sexiest girlfriend ever!"

Jason Wun by Jason Wun October 18, 2008

Jason Cawley 

The act of covering a girl's mouth as you farting into her nose. This act is only possible while performing on top of the 69 position.

While we were in the 69 position, I used my handkerchief to Jason Cawley

Jason Cawley by Glowman85 October 26, 2011

Jason Xiao

A charming handsome man who lives in California. He is a young successful entrepreneur aspiring to become a doctor. Jason Xiao played Varsity football and is a health freak.

5'10-11" 195 lbs. Lifts 145 kg to waist, 94 kg over-head.

Has a young sister named Katie and an acquaintance named Jasper whom is gay and should die in a train wreck.

Oh my god, Jason Xiao can propose with a smile!

Jason Xiao by JxH April 7, 2009

jason bacon 

jason bacon is an ugly fake rat and no one likes him he will never not be fake and he is the ugliest person in the world

person: hey you know jason bacon?

person 2: yeah i hate him he’s so fake and annoying

jason bacon by jasmine bum December 1, 2019

Jason Verlander Delay 

Otherwise known as a 'Verlander delay.'

1. To put off a baseball game because of a possible threat of rain, because rain could mess up the start of the game.

2. To put something off because you know that you'll do a better job if you do it later, or because there's a chance that you could do it wrong at the moment that it's assigned.

1. "Did you hear about last night? They put a Jason Verlander Delay on the Athletics/Tigers game because it was gonna rain. Yeah, it was only some passing stormclouds, but y'know, the rain could have really messed up Verlander's start."

2. "I'm on some cold meds, so I'm Verlander Delaying my math homework until I can focus better."

Jason Verlander Delay by LukieInTheSky June 1, 2010

jason lorelle

The hottest hunkyest 30 inch penis man who's very sexual and strong pashinabal and is also a king in 1209

Jason lorelle is a smart pashinabal man

jason lorelle by Jason Lorelle February 15, 2017

Jason Ointberg 

a joint

Yo, were bout to scroll up a jason ointberg. u down?

Jason Ointberg by DickLicker8=D December 20, 2008