hong dong 

An item bought for a grossly inflated price to impress people or because you convince yourself you want it: "Hong Dong" is the name of world's most expensive dog, a Red Tibetan Mastiff bought by a Chinese industrialist for $1.5 million.

That MacBook Air you bought to could check your Hotmail at coffee shops is a real hong dong.

hong dong by Sharawadgis April 3, 2011

Honeyskirter 

One who shows immense fear of insects, reacting similar to how a skirt wearing "Honey" would react. Opposite of how a Honey Badger would react.

Logan Morrison of the Florida Marlins is a "Honeyskirter", Richard Simmons is a "Honeyskirter".

Honeyskirter by Jack Mckeeeon July 27, 2011

honey push 

After girls poop, if there's a piece still stuck in there that we can't push out, you can put your fingers in your vag and push up into your colon and it'll come out. It's pretty
awesome.

The honey push was necessary the morning after overdoing it at the BBQ.

honey push by best.worst.OK October 12, 2011

Honibagercat 

A mixed of a honey bagger and a cat. It's the most fearless animal known to man. Also likes to make noises.

Person 1 : Dude what's that thing with whiskers , long black body and looks like a long ungly skunk.??

Person 2 : it's a Honibagercat and it will kill you .

Honibagercat by Que15 November 26, 2011

Honeymite 

If you love vegemite and you love honey then you will sure as hell like honeymite on toast.

Even if you only like vegemite or honey just a little bit, the combination of the two together will tantalise your taste buds and you will never look back.

Recipe:
1. First toast a slice of bread
2. Next smear a thin layer of butter on your toast
3. Next smear a thin layer of vegemite on top of the butter layer
4. Then smear a thin layer of honey on top of the vegemite layer
5. Eat and enjoy!

Mum: Do you want vegemite or honey on your toast?

Kid: Both. Make it a honeymite.

Honeymite by EarthJewel July 30, 2012

honey handjob 

honey handjob is to give a handjob with honey as a lubricant

my wife gave me a honey handjob

honey handjob by ramknighter April 26, 2014

honorary groupie

A girl who fucks three or two guys from the same faternity.

"Bro is that a thot or a ratchet?"

"Naw bro that and Honorary Groupie."

honorary groupie by Realist Nigga 99 December 5, 2014