kleenex guy

A guy you use once and throw away - the perfect rebound

A hot lifegueard is the perfect rebound, use him once and throw him away- he's a Kleenex Guy

by NotAllHeroesWearCapes May 2, 2015

One Guy Rule

When a girl has a history of getting with many men. She meets a guy, falls for him insanely quickly, and now insists she is a changed woman and no longer wants to sleep around.

Wow, she has seen the same guy twice, it must be that new 'One Guy Rule' she talked about.
Looks like they've both settled down together, that 'One Guy Rule' worked.

by Zoomers “r” Life February 5, 2020

Straight Gay Guy

A gay guy who acts straight; reverse metro-sexual

Matt's one of those straight gay guys. By the way he acts and dresses, you'd never guess he was gay.

by Gipples September 15, 2009

guest of the State

An inmate in prison. Room and board is paid for by the state, hence "guest" of the State.

Someone who is incarcerated.

Lester was in for some ugly times; he was a guest of the State and he didn't like busycheekistry.

by Luigi August 15, 2004

The Gursh

a bollywood celebrity famous for his sicknut portrayal of a try hard gangster teenager who thinks he's a fully sick nut gangster who speaks in third person.

But he's not

'did you see the gursh kid?' 'Phwoah the gursh'

by GURSHMAN5000 October 4, 2009

The perfect guy

The perfect guy is the guy who knows what he wants.. he will walk you home each and everytime even if he has to make the 40min - 2hr walk back home after. The perfect guy has the most perfect voice that makes you smile everytime you hear it. A voice that changes your mood completly from sad to pure joy. A guy who will hold you close and do anything and everything to make you comfortable and happy. The perfect guys name would roll off your tongue in such a beautiful tone. The perfect guy is the most beautiful guy in the world even if others dont beileve it.. of he's perfect he's perfect. The perfect guy is the guy you look at and say is perfect. Who you love is the perfect guy because they are perfect to you

Girl 1 : "i dont know what you see in him"
Girl2: " what he's the perfect guy"
Girl1: "ew no"
Girl2: " he's perfect in everyway because he's perfect to me"

by gabriella mae December 22, 2014

Guildford

Actually quite a good city. Has pretty much everything you need, and it's small enough to get to know your local chinese/chip shop guy. Plenty of things to do, and fun things too (gasp what a surprise). Don't believe what the other guy said about it, I've gotten far enough to afford broadband and a decent computer. And send my kids to private school. His definition is here Guilford. Really, you can't slag a place off if you can't spell it properly!

You wanna hit the clubs in Guildford?
Ahh, I went to the Guildford Spectrum the other day. Was good.
You know, Guildford is actually a city.
Zomg, that other guy spelt Guildford wrong.

by Charles Mann May 15, 2006