goober

boyfriend who is a complete asshole yet at the same time so incredibly attractive

Greg is a goober since he didn't call.

by pissed February 20, 2003

goober

A person named flint. An idiot of course and has no balls.

BOY: hey, i only have $1 and i need a day pass.
BUS DRIVER: Sure, you seem like a nice goober to me.

by rusty shacklford July 27, 2004

goober

The offspring of two particular cutiepies named Josh and Sydney. Goobers, in this proper context, are ridiculously cute; with the boys often resembling Dierks Bentley - country singer and stud extraordinaire. The first goober is expected to arrive on February 3rd, 2007.

"... sorry... I'll be busy on February 3rd. We'll be in the hospital... having the first goober!"

by The Patriarch de Goobers December 9, 2008

[goober]

One who is very tall, goofy, often an athlete. Can be found complaining and recieving very little respect.

"SOMEONE COVER THAT GOOBER!!" - coach

by reverend esteban December 20, 2008

gooburger

A burger covered in goo or crapmonkeys; nangou with a corkhead that swells into a mushroom during the summer. No offence.

Jesus! That goo has the ability to evolve into a Gooburger 2000!

That Mush/cork head is blocking the sun.

by You suck. November 30, 2003

gooba

another word for good-bye, just for people who have highper activity syndrom.

i got to go, gooba!:D

by Da_Nyxtr October 15, 2007

gooberness

Residual leftover garbage from an old software instalation.

After I removed Office, there was gooberness still on my machine.

by Dan Bunyard September 17, 2007