Fuck Me Proper

1. To get fucked until you have become proper or have learned your lesson. Usually said after one has done something really bad.

2. When having sexual intercourse, one does a position or sexual activity wrong causing the other person/partner to yell out "FUCK ME PROPER!"

Joe: "Should I put it here?"
Jamie: "Fuck me proper!"

by ManOfCars June 22, 2009

Fucked Squirrel

A squirrel that is standing of the middle of road debating whether to run to the left or the right and at the last second runs onto the grass and then back onto the road where he is instantly splatted and blood and feces goes everywhere.

Oh my god, look at that squirrel standing in the middle of the road. If he doesn't hurry and move then he is going to be one fucked squirrel.

by static1432 March 24, 2010

bitch fucked

being trapped by a girl of much lesser caliber (than you) and having sex with her (w or w/o falling in love) and staying with her for the rest of your life

1. Jimmy was a normal boy who was in a college and an internship at a nice firm, but that drug slut totally messed him up by giving him a baby and forcing him to quit everything!

2. he's 6'4 and she's 4'6 w...t...F??? bitch fucked lololol they married now?

by ogogoman July 28, 2009

toe fucked

The act of being ass fucked by someones big toe.

That nasty bitch toe fucked me last nite.

by craig newland March 10, 2004

Fuck me to tears

A phrase used usually by an older man, when shit just dosent work out for him, like finding a job,dealing with
hi wife or children, or when he can't find the remote ECT.

A. Hey Karen I just had a shitty day at work and all I want to do is watch T.V. do you know where the remote is?

B. Sorry Jim you had it last, did you look in your Lazy Boy?

A. Just Fuck me to Tears

by bellbelleza March 27, 2010

Fuck Me With A hot Poker

The defintition of the word litterally means "I Don't Believe it!" or "Holy Crap!" It's simply an exclaimation used to suggest shock. The Phrase comes from the Movie "Live From Baghdad." Thats the only place I've ever heard it used.

This phrase can be taken literally and is often hilarious if people look at you strangely for saying it.

Guy 1: Dude! the internet is up again!
Guy 2: Well Fuck me with a Hot Poker!
Guy 1: Heh... no.

by ~dark_in_Stereo January 29, 2005

Fucked in the face

To be on the recieving end of outrageously bad misfortune

I got fucked in the face by work when they sent me to the Siberia branch.

by Rally5 June 11, 2011