cook county spritzer

When someone puts human feces in their mouth, chews it to mix it with their saliva and spits it out at a Police Officer while handcuffed or restrained.

(Also see Dart Daiquiri)

That scumbag just gave the Officer a Cook County spritzer !

by Chief Shitting Bull May 2, 2016

coon apple

A term for watermelon used by racist

want some coon apple

by thecreepyjanitor1012 December 4, 2016

coonaloon

A gay black person

Dude that guy is a coonaloon.

by Twin_FaCe January 19, 2017

coochi oiler

A mathematical method used to solve second order differential equations. Named so because it makes all the coochi's wet. Ironically even after using this method mathematicians still can not get the coochi. (Also known as Cauchy-Euler)

My coochi oiler equation last night got soaked by my girlfriend so I had to start it over again.

by ProfessorNewton May 1, 2017

cootalang

Dead beat nigger father who abandoned their young at birth.

Ugly ass cootalang.

by Cootalang October 18, 2017

coonus

A person of afican american origin, usually named timmy, fred, julius or kudzi

me: have you met that cool guy called kudzi?
man/woman: no but he sound like a cool coonus.

by coontastic 69 February 2, 2018

Cooma Cupcake

A Cooma Cupcake is when you are a small town local and even the tourists throw cupcakes at you.

Adam: Oh man, I'm so hated. Yesterday I even got a Cooma Cupcake.

No one is there to respond.

by Aldair322 July 6, 2018