Ontario Eye Candy 

When a girl is jerking off a guy and she aims at his face at the last second, getting it in his eye.

"She totally gave him Ontario Eye Candy last night"

Ontario Eye Candy by the semen banditz December 16, 2008

candy head

A candy raver. A bit more derogatory

Shelly turned into a total candy head this summer. All she does is rave now. I think shes eaten about 50 ring pops.

candy head by lollerbunny February 24, 2008

Iraqi Porcupine candy cane 

The act of shoving a needle in the male's urethra, thus when making love, having sex, or fucking, the needle pokes several holes in or around the urethra causing blood flow and seminal fluid to mix creating a candy cane like fluid when ejaculating on to a woman's arm.

Bill: I gave your mom a Louisiana hot pocket this morning.
Steve: Oh, well i gave your mom an Iraqi Porcupine candy cane last night.
Bill: What the hell is that Steve?
Steve: It involves, needles, my urethra, blood, cum, and your moms arm...
Bill: I'm your brother though?
Steve: Oh well, we live in Mississippi.

Iraqi Porcupine candy cane by Lake Stevens October 30, 2011

Candy Color

A kind of paint for cars that changes colors in certain light; usually changes from green to purple.

"Yo, you saw dat' slab wit' cand color paint?"

Candy Color by Krisis December 6, 2003

asshole candy 

It's another word for shit

Asshole candy smells bad.

asshole candy by (V) January 3, 2007

eye candy 

(n) An attractive female, however lacking in
substance or intelligence (hence the term "candy").

She's heet, but she's just eye candy, dude.

eye candy by keyshaw May 4, 2004

candy nipples 

nipples that are as sweet and most likely the color of red lollipops( from being sucked on to often)

That crazy bitch last night had candy nipples!!!

candy nipples by candy nipples June 27, 2008