Where's the Cameras?

A phrase used when something so absurd and ludicrous happens, that those bearing witness to the stupidity think they're on a hidden-camera television show. So, they're waiting for the camera crews to come out laughing. The phrase can be used as a result of a ridiculous statement, event, or altercation with another person.

Woman: Would you like to sign a petition to end the sexual exploitation of dairy cows, who are being assaulted every time they are milked without their consent?

Man: Wait...What? How is this a thing?

Woman: How is what a thing!?

Man: Come on, where's the cameras? Are you being serious right now?

by Fawning Girl August 15, 2019

Shake the camera

The act of masturbation.

Originates from having FaceTime sex and the camera shaking with the motion.

“Me and X shook the camera last night”
“When did you last shake the camera?”

by MCEGWM November 22, 2020

turn your camera on

when your teacher tells you to put your camera on, even tho your still there.

Teacher: Well, let’s start the lesso- oh. Dylan may you turn your camera on?
Dylan: Bruh- but I’m here
Teacher: it’s just in case if you walked away. I do not wanna call your parents.
Dylan: I’m leaving. *Leaves meet*
Teacher: Oh, well... I’m calling parents..

by iiixxxxllyyyy March 10, 2021

Pulling a Cameron

When your friend goes on a first date and falls in love with the girl, makes long term plans (trip, wedding date, etc) then by the second date begins to lose interest and is stuck with the plans he made on the first date.

Sean: My date was so good, I’ve got butterflies, we made plans to go to LA together for New Years!

Ken: Jeez you’re really pulling a Cameron.

by kh1985 December 10, 2021

flash the camera

It means to show your chest/breast to the camera

*during a video call
Boy(to girl): can you flash the camera now.

by Ravivar August 7, 2023

Jolene and Cameron

They're in love they met at McDonald's, and they skate. She loves him so much, and he loves her so much. They're so happy they get to be in each other's lives everyday.

Jolene and Cameron will be together forever<3

by Jojo728298 June 18, 2023

Hit the tip on the camera

It is a common request on tiktok or twitch live streams where the viewer is requesting that the streamer hit their glans against the camera to simulate a turkey slap over the stream.

Viewer: Hit the tip on the camera
Streamer: Tiktok will ban me if I do that

by Balinda696969 May 10, 2022