backfronthanded compliment

basically a backhanded compliment but instead of it sounding like a compliment but is a subtle insult, it sounds like an insult but is a subtle compliment.

kid 1: “dang bro, you suck at playing your instrument, but you’re the best in your section, which is good, i guess”
kid 2: “that was the worst backfronthanded compliment i’ve heard, but thanks”
kid 1: “you’re welcome”

by stilldasame January 25, 2025

Bacterias

A word commonly used by stupid people that doesn't know the word Bacteria is already a plural word.

There's bacterias on your hand
That's not bacterias

by Flapflap January 30, 2025

Backromped

Getting raped inside a creepy public bathroom

I just got backromped in the Denny's bathroom stall!

by 6ambit February 1, 2025

bacterial futurism

An ecosocialist theory of society and politics suggesting that both interpersonal interactions and large-scale human dynamics can be better understood through insights drawn from microorganisms. Since bacteria form the fundamental building blocks of life on Earth, these single-celled organisms hold immense potential—especially when considered collectively, in vast numbers.

Pessimistic about the future? Bacterial futurism has an answer! We can only get out of this situation by organizing en masse toward a decentralized, ecosocialist future.

by peculiargoldfish April 8, 2025

Baker’s Dozen

Going 13 or more practices without showering

Yo the back of the van fuckin stinks. Did someone hit a Baker’s Dozen again?

by JacobMcGillishot February 18, 2026

Backcracker

When you take such an enormous dump that it cracks your back as it leaves the body.

Man, that was a backcracker… great dump!

by Repanoodle June 6, 2025

Baker

To do a job so poorly that it would have been better if you did not even show up from the beginning. Can also describe showing up late or not showing up at all.

Hey Todd and Dave, nice work here! You've totally bakered this job.

by Cochinoconcreto July 1, 2025