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videogame driver 

A vehicle-driver, generally a younger person, who apparently thinks that they can drive because they have grown up playing far too many driving or race-car videogames. Generally, the person swerves and zigzags in and out of traffic without use of turn-signals or any courtesy or concern for safety, cutting away any stopping-distance between the affected vehicles, or drives to endanger as though "game over" simply means hitting the "Play Again" button.
That videogame driver jerk just zoomed up behind me, swerved around and cut me off without warning, then swerved their way through another dozen cars like it's some sort of racing-game. Jerk-- apparently can't see that no one can go any faster!
videogame driver by Buggy June 16, 2008
Noun. The state or condition of being addicted to video games.
The man who was addicted to video games was suffering from vidiocy.
vidiocy by Jordan J. Ballor September 4, 2005
n. One who plays video games obsessively.
Bill is such a vidiot. You can't get him away from the console even for free beer.
vidiot by DrewZee May 9, 2003
1. To walk around in a thong in the shape of an elephant

2. to annoy to the point of making someone sleep at a Holiday INN

3. To beat off on Abby's couch

See D-NYCE
Oh wow swell elephant thong ... u really look VIDE

To Vide on Abby's couch when ur alone and horny
VIDE by john and VIDE July 7, 2004

videogamed 

Verb: to be completely screwed by a videogame. Usually happens when the computer pulls some bullshit on you so they can win, or when your teammate who is a computer A.I. screws you over so that your friend who is on the other team wins. See also steamy lincoln.
Also in games like HALO 2 when you melee an opponent 3 times on the head and they don't die and you lost rockets.
Then the guy on the other team takes the rockets and kills the last three guys on your team for a Killtacular, that should never had happened in the first place, to win the game. F'in Bungie....oh yeah, EA GAMES sucks too.
Steamy Lincoln: Damn man, I was playing rushing attack today and the guy I was playing against ran back and forth behind the line of scrimmage to make my computer guys run into the fake linemen pads so he could get 4 consecutive TD's.
Cleveland Steamer: Yeah man, that sucks you got videogamed hard core.
videogamed by MicrothemeKing October 24, 2005

Videotography

A corrupted form of fauxtography where one proceeds to take a video instead of snapping a photograph.
Person1: -poses-
Person2: -takes video-
-stands there, taking a video-
Person1: "Hurry up."
Person2: "It's a video!"
Person1: "Damn you! This is a prime example of Videotography!"
Person2: Muaha.
Videotography by Ali Kathler February 27, 2008