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VIDE
1. To walk around in a thong in the shape of an elephant
2. to annoy to the point of making someone sleep at a Holiday INN
3. To beat off on Abby's couch
See D-NYCE
2. to annoy to the point of making someone sleep at a Holiday INN
3. To beat off on Abby's couch
See D-NYCE
VIDE by john and VIDE July 7, 2004
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vide-ho
"...So I'm lookin' at rock videos.
Watchin' these bimbos walkin' like hoes..."
Sir Mix-a-lot, "Baby Got Back"
Watchin' these bimbos walkin' like hoes..."
Sir Mix-a-lot, "Baby Got Back"
vide-ho by Wigga Wannabee May 1, 2005
vide-ho rejection
When a fine brizzle, most commonly your girlfriend, turns down your offer to be one of the hot girls in your upcoming rap video.
Duder 1: "Shit dude! My girl says she won't be the bitch giving me a massage in our video. She says it's degrading."
Duder 2: "Damn dude, that's a shitty vide-ho rejection. Guess we'll just have to get a finer brizzle to do it. She can't say you didn't offer!"
Duder 1: "Yea doggy, this video is going to be the shit! I'm gettin a happy ending!"
Duder 2: "Damn dude, that's a shitty vide-ho rejection. Guess we'll just have to get a finer brizzle to do it. She can't say you didn't offer!"
Duder 1: "Yea doggy, this video is going to be the shit! I'm gettin a happy ending!"
vide-ho rejection by westfalia January 20, 2010
vide burns
vaginal side burns. having little or no hair in the middle and lots of hair on the out side of your vagina.
vide burns by cms girly girl June 29, 2005
Vide-day
On this day (17th November), any form of the n-word is accepted to use by whites. Black people aren’t allowed to use the word; except light skins.
Vide-day by TikTokMaster42069 October 14, 2019
Vide Check
"- Hey check that definition on urban dictionary!
- Which one?
- I don't know, just check "vide check" "
- Which one?
- I don't know, just check "vide check" "
Vide Check by Hot Paper April 14, 2020
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