Old man short dick disease 

Is the condition - which generally affects older malse, post mid life crisis. Symptoms include clearly overcompensating for lack of plausible "mojo". Being an absolute douche bag yet being blissfully unaware.

Old man short dick disease can generally be identified by his balding head, prestigious car such as a Lamborghini, Ferrari or Maserati and is at most times accompanied by a perky blonde in her 20s.

Yet don't be fooled this is the full extent of this mans alluring qualities.

When you drive past that Lamborghini and see an 58 year old man, generally unatractive and balding. Promo girl in the passanger seat with a great boob Job - you can now think to yourself

'old man short dick disease'

Old man short dick disease by GeekSheek June 26, 2012

Few apples short of a fruitcake 

A snowclone to express that someone is either stupid or crazy. The standard format is "a few X short of (a) Y", the idea being that Y is something that, with a few X missing, is not so good, and in the case of a person being compared to such, that something is "missing" in their thought process.
This one in particular has the appeal that fruitcakes involve nuts, thus further solidifying the point that the person is nuts themselves.

Did you see how Bob just flipped out over nothing. Is he having some sort of psychotic break?
Yeah, he seems to be a few apples short of a fruitcake. Might be best to keep our distance.

Few apples short of a fruitcake by Twisted Code March 23, 2017

Anti bullying day for short people 

Since we short people are constantly getting bullied by our friends for our extraordinary and elite height, we deserve ine day of peace. I declare the 16th of September to be our day of peace and no one tall is allowed to bully us. Enjoy!

Anti bullying day for short people states that short people get to have a day of peace without getting bullied.

Anti bullying day for short people by skizzysk8 September 16, 2020

Emiliano Francis McKie Short 

Wham curly hair women magnetic. Overly attracted towards small people.

Austen: Hello

Kai: stop being so Emiliano Francis McKie short!

Emiliano Francis McKie Short by Gareth Thomas’ inspiration May 19, 2022

Tyler is short 

An extremely factual statement

Profound scholar 1: Tyler is short
Profound scholar 2: yes Tyler is short
Profound scholar 3: i concur
All: TYLER IS SHORT! TYLER IS SHORT! TYLER IS SHORT!

Tyler is short by Lewis. E August 20, 2023

National short people day 

Tall friends always make fun of you for being short? Well today’s your day because you get to tell them to do anything!!!

Jake: hey shorty
Chris: you can call me that!!
Jake:why?
Chris: it’s national short people day
Jake:oh
Chris: now going make fun of every tall person in this house

National short people day by Ur mum gay sksksks November 16, 2019

A Few Slices Short of a Loaf of Bread

Somebody who's not quite mentally competent
Similarly you may use the phrase, a few fries short of a happy meal

Weird Bus Dude: Hey wanna be my friend????? (waves spastically)
B: Can't Say I do
S: Well that guy is a few slices short of a loaf of bread!

A Few Slices Short of a Loaf of Bread by Wicked Witch of the West February 28, 2009