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shit tease

When you have the urge to take a shit and when you sit down on the toilet seat expecting a massive deposit you execute nothing but gas.
steve - i need to take a dump, this car ride is going to take 2 hours.
(runs to the public bathroom comes out after 2 minutes)
chris - that was quick
steve - yeh it was only a shit tease (very disappointed)
shit tease by thecatan August 5, 2012
Related Words

shit house pecker checker 

A man that peers up over a bathroom stall wall to gaze at another man urinating or deficating.
Dude, I was taking a crap and that shit house pecker checker peeped up over the wall to look at me and my junk. What a mo!

Shit paralysis 

The inability to move from having to shit extremely bad.

Having to poop so bad if you move you're going to poop your pant.
I was stuck at the bottom of the stairs, suffer from shit paralysis.

I was stuck at the bathroom door with shit paralysis for like 5 minutes.
Shit paralysis by Pulpi1 June 1, 2014

shit page 

A stupid definition for trash account that Hanna just made up on the spot
"Was it on her shit page?"

"Hanna, what the fuck is a shit page?"
shit page by Paul Nosylla February 20, 2017

Shit's aboutta be a movie 

A phrase you yell out when some really interesting and hype shit's about to go down.
Person 1: Fuck I'm gonna get destroyed by this physics test...
Person 2: Shit's aboutta be a movie duude

Person 1: Dude! There's a fight going on after school today!
Person 2: Shit's aboutta be a movie my guy.

Shit News 

News that isn't fake, just shit.

It often tries to portray certain individuals in a very biased light without the use of candid and upright journalism.

Shit News has been in use since at least the 5th Centrury BC, probably caused the French Revolution, but has been in use exponentially since the US elections in which Donald Trump was elected, and Britain voted to leave the EU (both through normal democratic process).

Some of the worst protaganists being Fox News, CNBC, Sky News, The Guardian, ABC (Australia), and News.com.au. The list is far greater than these, and comes from all sides of the political debate. Each side is unwittingly pointing fingers whilst 3 are pointing back at them.
ABC News (Australia): Trump says he invented the word "fake".
My response on reading the quotation in their article: He didn't explicitly say that though did he? Granted he's a bit of a pillock, but seriously - get your shit together and report properly if you want to have any credibility! FFS. This is just Shit News!
Shit News by FoulBard October 8, 2017