Sam is a historical breed of man, His loyalty and dedication is unmatched. He is a great boyfriend and even better friend. He has a massive penis and lots of money, any girl would be blessed to have someone like Sam in their life.
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by Francin February 16, 2025
Get the Squelcher mug.When you cover yourself in Vaseline and get in a tightly enclosed space like a tub or a closet with a hardwood floor, coat the surface with glycerin, and proceed to move about as fast as physically possible. A typical squelch session will end with either being ejected from said space, concussing against the borders of said space, or passing out from exhaustion and/or an unforeseen allergic reaction to the glycerin.
Squelching takes place in what's commonly referred to as a squelch laboratory, or in parts of the Midwest, a squelchatorium.
Competitive squelchmaxxing is graded upon longevity of the squelch, as well as the peak and average squelch velocity.
Squelching takes place in what's commonly referred to as a squelch laboratory, or in parts of the Midwest, a squelchatorium.
Competitive squelchmaxxing is graded upon longevity of the squelch, as well as the peak and average squelch velocity.
Did you hear that the Lithuanian team has been banned from any further squelchmaxxing in the Summer Olympics due to a controversy involving porpoise growth hormones?
My kid was sent to the principals office for attempting to squelch in the supply closet. When did squelchmaxxing become so taboo? This used to be a country. We will be homeschooling Jimmy from now on.
My kid was sent to the principals office for attempting to squelch in the supply closet. When did squelchmaxxing become so taboo? This used to be a country. We will be homeschooling Jimmy from now on.
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by Abreathofaversaillian March 1, 2025
Get the Samuel Leroy Jackson Is Gossamer mug.I am sick and tired of Grant shills claiming His Fraudulency was elected democratically. Southern Tilden votes were thrown out by Grant and his cronies despite the Colorado state legislature having a faux majority, the rampant fraud in the South, and the obstructionism of Congress. Samuel Tilden stood up to President Grant and the Republicans punished him for it. This catastrophe could've been averted had we never entangled ourselves into slavery, which in the long term would have ensured a free and fair Tilden victory. It would've also ensured Al Gore his 2000 victory, as minority voters wouldn't have been disenfranchised in Florida. 124 years apart, and nearly the same circumstances.
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