Professional Loser

A Professional Loser is a real job. It's someone who gets paid to lose on purpose. Sometimes if a team is doing very poorly, a coach will hire a Professional Loser to compete against his team and purposely lose. After his team beats the Professional Loser or Professional Losers (if plural), the team will feel better and their moral will be boosted. Sometimes hiring a Professional Loser is the way to go.

Team A "Damn! We lose again!"
Team B "Ha ha, you all suck!"
Coach (to self) "I think it's time I hire a Professional Loser"

Time gap. The Coach hires a Professional Loser and Team A wins their next game

Team A "Yay! We won!"
Coach "Great Job, Team!"
Coach (to self) "That should boost our confidence"

by Best User On Urban Dictionary August 10, 2025

FTU LOSER CLUB

FTU Loser Club is the biggest fan-base for FTUer and non-FTUer (college students in general). The club is fueled with love and passion (lmao hell no) for the school.

“Mấy con gà mà biết gì, FTU Loser Club peak vl 🔥”

by Zerydrika October 26, 2025

W loser

a loser who takes the w

W loser lebron

by Heneside's abbreviation November 6, 2025

guitar loser

a guitar loser is a basement dwelling stoner that is allergic to practice and still hasn't learnt barre cords after calling himself a guitarist for a decade. they will take the path of least resistance throughout life which results in a lack of showers and a pitiful technique

look at that guitar loser, i bet he can't even play a fugue

by iohannes November 9, 2025

Dog Fucking Loser

One who has sex with dogs and does absolutely nothing with their life but this sick and perverted thing.

Hey hey, look at your dad... Dog Fucking Loser!!!

by ackerman_tyler November 16, 2025

loser

A word used to describe someone with no clear consciousness, lack of self awareness, or a beggard for attention.

Chase Rammell has proved to be nothing but a loser, due to staying inside and harassing women.

by christmaschristmas29 November 18, 2025

Genuine Loser

Someone who has a low amount of friends, usually 2 or less, yet still think they’re lonely and have a desire for certain type of friends, usually for their own benefit even if they won’t admit it. These type of people also usually have no hobbies, and constantly have this desire to be more interesting and less boring.

You’re not a genuine loser, not even a loser in general!

by Scalpel December 10, 2025