bearded blood sausage

Another slang term for a male penis

Bitch suck my bearded blood sausage

by Steve Winkler January 26, 2005

Bearded Dragon

When a red headed woman forgets to shave her vagina for a few days and a man rubs his face on the now grown in stubble of a beard.

Yo man, I tamed Sherry's bearded dragon last night and now my face burns.

by Dragon Slayer 69 June 30, 2008

beardo

A bearded hat that covers the face. Great for skiing, snowboarding, or the NHL playoffs (for those who can't grow a real beard).

Jimmy wanted to support his hockey team during the playoffs but he can't grow any facial hair. Instead, he bought a beardo and now he's good to go with a cloth beard on his face.

by brouhaha May 6, 2011

beardage

a quasi beard, stubbly beard

eyo you should shave off that beardage b4 dis party 2nite

by j money August 23, 2003

bearded nail

a johnson, a rod, a spike, a pork sword... it's a man's ding-dong, baby

Girl, his bearded nail made me shake like jelly on a plate

by The Bearded Nail March 22, 2004

Beard Magic

1. An umbrella term referencing all religious laws of an 'irrational' nature, most often found in the Abrahamic faiths and often in the older texts.

2. The correlation between support for hair-brained third-party candidates (i.e. Ron Paul, The Green Party, etc.) and the length and scope of one's facial hair.

Used in a sentence:

1:

"Dude, that Deuteronomy shit is total Beard Magic."

or

"I was going to have sex with Becky but she's on the rag and that would violate the laws of beard magic."

2:

"I swear, the only reason Jack is voting for Kinky Friedman is that kooky beard magic."

"Rob, you don't want to vote libertarian, you're just under the spell of your beard's magic (sic). Shave that shit off."

by agentlorneue September 28, 2009

brown beard

As a man goes down on a woman she farts on his chin and gives him bad breath for the rest of the day. She then kicks him out and tells all of his friends that he has a small penis.

The foo got brown bearded. So none of her girlfriends would call him.

by F Man December 17, 2008