junk zombie

One who is addicted to narcotics, usually heroin. The name is in reference to the zombielike state of the individual (apathy, lethargy, sluggishness).

ron is a junk zombie, 'cuz all he does all day is shoot up smack

junk zombie by red commie bastard November 26, 2006

blackfriday zombie 

An exhausted person so obsessed with Black Friday that they wander through stores in a daze hopped up on caffeine and adrenaline.

I have got to get some rest, I've turned into a blackfriday zombie. zombie, exhausted, tired, sleep-deprived, Black Friday, Christmas, Thanksgiving, holiday shopping

blackfriday zombie by joecoolthefool December 10, 2014

zombie 

Howard Stern fan.

So nicknamed due to their blind devotion to Howard. They believe everything he says without question, even if it is a blatantly obvious lie.

me: Sirius satellite radio just reached 2 million subscribers
zombie: But Howard said they have 3 million, and they all signed up just to listen to him

zombie by A Communist October 11, 2006

zombie jesus on a pogostick 

When some shit so amazing happened that you would've had to have been there, otherwize no one would belive you if you told them.

1.
Omar: Holy shitz Robert!!!
Robert: Zombie jesus on a pogostick, did you see that?!
Omar: that nigga just got blasted by a racoon(actual
animal) holding a hand gun!!
2.
Tim: Zombie jesus on a pogostick nic r u ok?!
Nic: I had no idea my penis could bend that way
3.
Breanne: zombie jesus on a pogo stick did Tim just eat an 8x8
Gina: yeah to bad its not a hamburger

zombie jesus on a pogostick by Team Retro September 21, 2008

zombiefuck 

A person so drunk they walk around hunchback style, grunting, groaning, and uncontrollably knock things over.

That drunk zombiefuck stumbled out onto the road and got mashed by that tractor trailer.

zombiefuck by scottydabody69 February 12, 2006

zombie cunt

the female reproductive organ of a zombie, a person who disrepects you by by being mindless of yourself, a dead pussy brought back to life, absolute filth

Fuck off zombie cunt!! Her sex life came back to life like she had a zombie cunt.

zombie cunt by AW & IIIM40 November 1, 2008

crotch zombie

An inexplicable erection had by a dead corpse, perhaps as the result of expanding gasses created by the process of decomposition.

"Look Dad, a dead seal!"

"Yes, son. I know it's sad, but that's just how life is."

"What's that thing sticking out of it?"

"That's a crotch zombie. Look away, son. Look away."

crotch zombie by Olivonius July 29, 2008