whackseption

jacking off to your own dick.

Tom:
you're wacking off in the shower 20x a day straight on the shampoo bottle.
Jerry:
Dude, I don't jerk off in the shower, I can't. Never been able to, dunno why...

Tom:
hrmm, just stare at ur dick
Jerry:
Not how it works champ
Tom:
r u sure? ever tried?
Jerry:
Are you asking me if I get turned on by the sight of my dick? No dude lol da fuck.
Tom:
have you ever tried wacking it to your dick. that's some whackseption shit.

Have you ever tried wacking it to your dick. that's some whackseption shit.

by Wackseption February 24, 2021

Whackatitis

When you are severally addicted to beating your meat and you will randomly ditch parties, family gatherings, etc to jerk your sausage. Eventually you will develop a shrunken and limp penis like a small gummy worm.

Dr.Bing Bong: I’m sorry Gary you have developed whackatitis.
Gary: Oh no

by thicccboy99 June 24, 2021

whacklog

When you have too much to fap to and have to prioritize because you can't get through all the copious amounts of porn and/or fapping material.

Vince McMahon has decades of whacklog of previous WWE(f) and WcW video tapes to attend to.

by Snakebite666 July 27, 2021

Whack

Mixing PCP and Cocaine. Also known as a space flip.

Wanna whack? Trust me, it's the easiest way to become a god. Or overdose.

by PsychedMF July 30, 2021

Whack

When you don’t have something else to say

You know, life is just WHACK sometimes

by blackboi69 September 28, 2021

whack a husband day

Day that falls on November 28th and May 17th of each year

Wife: walks up to husband and whack
Husband: goes ow what was that for
Wife: goes it's whack a husband day

by Whack a husband September 29, 2021

Whacked the Otter

another word for masturbation while your partner sleeps, after the sex has occurred.

After they made love, He whacked the otter in the tent while she slept.

by schwinky October 11, 2021