Newport News

The largest city on the Calidiora Peninsula in Eastern Virginia, USA.

Newport News is home to many Koudeilandic Americans.

by Îgleziyahs Gaybrielle March 27, 2023

New Lenox

Corn. Corn as far as the eye can fucking see. That and wiggers.

Hey, guy. You ever been to New Lenox? No? Don't. Literally fucking corn hell.

by NewLenoxResident May 16, 2019

New Jersey

the only state where you can drive 80 mph on a 55 mph highway and still have people pissed at you

person driving next to you in New Jersey: *gives middle finger* fuck you!

you: *gives middle finger back* fuck you too!

by jjsabs November 4, 2017

News Whore

A person who thrives off of live text news and the like. This type of person can be found having CNN or BBC constantly on the TV and refreshing every 5 minutes on the CNN Homepage.

X: "Dude, there is no news at the moment!"

Y: "Maybe if you stopped whoring out to it then some new stuff will come in!"

X: "I live off news, I can't turn it off."

Y: "Stupid News Whore..."

by RandomDude1313 August 29, 2011

oracyl new

This is a lady whom has lived through times and will give advise. Don’t ask if you don’t want to know.

Respect the oracyl new. Destiny happens.

by Oracyl New October 4, 2018

News Eater

Someone that uses the Facebook Newsfeed to get all their Facebook info, as opposed to fraping peoples walls.

John: How did you see my post, you frapist?

Sam: I'm not a frapist, I'm a News Eater!

John: Oh sorry, my mistake.

by Froridinator July 22, 2010

News Shadow

The period of time immediately following a big news story in which many other important events take place and go unnoticed.

Many people didn't notice when George Harrison died in November of '01 because it occurred in the News Shadow of 9/11.

by Juan Gigantez March 28, 2012