by Îgleziyahs Gaybrielle March 27, 2023
Get the Newport Newsmug. by NewLenoxResident May 16, 2019
Get the New Lenoxmug. person driving next to you in New Jersey: *gives middle finger* fuck you!
you: *gives middle finger back* fuck you too!
you: *gives middle finger back* fuck you too!
by jjsabs November 4, 2017
Get the New Jerseymug. A person who thrives off of live text news and the like. This type of person can be found having CNN or BBC constantly on the TV and refreshing every 5 minutes on the CNN Homepage.
X: "Dude, there is no news at the moment!"
Y: "Maybe if you stopped whoring out to it then some new stuff will come in!"
X: "I live off news, I can't turn it off."
Y: "Stupid News Whore..."
Y: "Maybe if you stopped whoring out to it then some new stuff will come in!"
X: "I live off news, I can't turn it off."
Y: "Stupid News Whore..."
by RandomDude1313 August 29, 2011
Get the News Whoremug. This is a lady whom has lived through times and will give advise. Don’t ask if you don’t want to know.
by Oracyl New October 4, 2018
Get the oracyl newmug. Someone that uses the Facebook Newsfeed to get all their Facebook info, as opposed to fraping peoples walls.
John: How did you see my post, you frapist?
Sam: I'm not a frapist, I'm a News Eater!
John: Oh sorry, my mistake.
Sam: I'm not a frapist, I'm a News Eater!
John: Oh sorry, my mistake.
by Froridinator July 22, 2010
Get the News Eatermug. The period of time immediately following a big news story in which many other important events take place and go unnoticed.
Many people didn't notice when George Harrison died in November of '01 because it occurred in the News Shadow of 9/11.
by Juan Gigantez March 28, 2012
Get the News Shadowmug.