raping the newsfeed

When two or more people decide to ignore personal messages and Facebook chat and have a conversation only through wall posts. These wall posts come up in the news feed and annoy other Facebook users. There are differing degrees, but 'raping the newsfeed' is an extreme case.

I really wish Suzy and Bobby would stop raping the newsfeed!

by TiasDias February 21, 2011

Newsfeed linger

when something is posted on facebook and nothing else is posted for a while

Jeremy: Dude did you see what Laura posted on Rory's wall?

Matt: Yeah, man, it was a newsfeed linger

by rorydelaplongthrowsociety January 25, 2011

Newsfeed Whore

Noun: A person who is frequently on facebook's newsfeed.
Whenever you sign on and look at the newsfeed to see what your friends have been up to, you can't find out because the ONE person takes it all up with their recent boring activity.

me: "Let me sign onto facebook and see what everyone has been up to!"
1 minute later
me: "well... it looks like Sarah has been posting quite a few videos lately.."
Cletus: "ya, she's such a newsfeed whore"

by Ivan Shelly January 4, 2009

Newsfeed Busted

When an incriminating comment on another person's Facebook wall appears in another's newsfeed.

Julie's comment: Heyyy Jim, don't worry about what you told me last night, it'll be our little secret, I must say though, I'm surpised you chose me to come out too :) xx

Jims friend's comment: Jim ya homo, you've just been newsfeed busted!

by Bagginski July 4, 2010

Newsfeed consciousness

Awareness of sponsored messages or content by virtue of their showing up on your newsfeed on social media.

A: "This site has some real good stuff!". B: "Yea man, totally in my newsfeed consciousness."

by Rauldatta December 17, 2013

Newsfeed personality

When someones newsfeed on Facebook is more interesting than the person themselves

Nick: Ryan how did the date with the Spanish Mami go?

Ryan: What a complete newsfeed personality. She posted that she likes to go to the rack for dinner and the drynk for lemon drops, but all she wanted to do is listen to maxima 92.5, watch telemundo, and reminiss about her quinceanera.

by HatersRinTheBuilding July 6, 2011

Newsfeed Porno

Newsfeed porno is when Facebook hackers hack people and post pictures of porn (mostly of teenagers). A lot of the pictures are photoshopped too.

Jasel: Hey bro, I was eating noodles while on Facebook when a Newsfeed Porno pic of Justin Bieber popped up.. totally just lost my appetite.
Poosh: Oh yeah I saw that one, I guess thats way worse than the Newsfeed Porno of that gymnast with the huge ass.

by sabear pats November 14, 2011