Tebow-Tearing

When a full-grown man cries intensively after losing any kind of game that he knew he should have won.

"Dude guess what, when I beat Tim at ping-pong he started Tebow-Tearing it up cause he thought he was better than me!!"

"Haha, classic jackass!"

by aightman January 12, 2010

Tearing Charlie

1. To rip one's own anus in a period of massive bowel obstruction.

2. To glass bottom boat your dog King Charles.

1. Mom, Jesus is tearing Charlie.

2. Come here You little SHIT

by Cow Poly July 16, 2008

tearin

sexy awesome totally lovable.
Everyone loves her. Such a nice person and is really cool. Epic.

Dude: did u see that girl.
Guy: she was such a tearin.

by mtrencher103 September 29, 2011

Tearra

Tearra is fun and loving friend. She’s always down to talk and to play video games. She’s slightly judgmental but that’s just because nobody is good enough for her and she sets her standards High. When you do become her friend she will never let you down and will be completely loyal. If you lie or betray her she will unleash everything she’s been hiding and show no mercy. She loves eating kale chips and cookies and is a little freaky bitch. But we love her anyways even tho she’s bisexual

Hi tearra

Hello kinky fuck

by BadBiddi May 2, 2020

Kryztal Tearz

A Mix Between PCP + Meth. Looks Like Sky Blue Rock Candy. (Will Tear Ur Heart Up If You Overdose!)

Kryztal Tearz Is Hardcore Bro!

by iLoveClaud October 2, 2008

Getting wasted on Mr. Cleans tears

When one downs a quarter of a purell bottle. No we not talking about those fun sized ones with the gayass rubber case, the half gallon one you find somewhere in every high school.

Guy1: Did you see Dave the other day?
Guy2: No why
Guy1: Dude whipped his dick out in science and started fucking the skeleton, pretty sure he was getting wasted on Mr. Cleans tears.
Guy2: Wish I was there

by Shotgunbeeramerican May 13, 2021

tearjerker

one who cries during masturbation

"Alex is such a tearjerker"

by nongigongerong January 4, 2009