French Toast

the origin of the term french toast comes from world war 1. The story goes like this: A french soldier was looting a house near the trenches. he found some eggs and several slices of bread, which he put in his pocket. As he was walking back to his post, a German patrol ambushed him. during the fracas, the soldier fell on his pocket, breaking the eggs on the bread, and then was promptly roasted by a flamethrower. A British patrol found his body, complete with "french toast" in his pocket. The name has stuck ever since.

Hey, did you see that French guy who attempted to light himself on fire in protest?

Yeah, he turned into real french toast.

by OrignalWolf January 26, 2011

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Magic Toaster

Any Macintosh computer, whether it be a desktop or laptop. Game companies despise the Magic Toaster, seeing it fit only to make toast (which it fails at doing anyways.) The Magic Toaster needs specialized equipment in order to do simple tasks. This is why the vast majority of programs either are PC or Mac compatible. The Magic Toaster simply cannot handle the PC's superiority.

My college major required me to use a Mac, so I switched over from the PC, only to find all my programs don't work with it. Now I have determined it doesn't work for anything, except make toast after heating up after an hour of use. Magic Toaster sux.

by Hojtastic September 2, 2009

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Toast

adjective
Used to describe something awesome. Synonymous with incredible, sick, wicked, awesome.
Also may be used to describe someone who is intoxicated or high.

Example 1
Brian: "Dude, that fucking concert was toast!"

Example 2
Kevin: "Check out her ass."
Brain: "That's some crunchy toast."

Example 3
Brian: "Yo man, what happened last night?"
Kevin: "You don't remember bro? You were toasted."

by The Codester and Free December 17, 2008

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Toast Effect

A person who was born white, but slowly starts to act like a black guy eg;A wigger

WHAT THE FUCK!! MY T.V. WAS STOLEN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, AND THEIR AREN'T FRIED CHICKEN BONES AND WATER MELLON RINDS COVERING THE CRIME SCENE!! This wasn't the work of a black man, but instead a white man who had the toast effect!!

by Coojoe Montez September 7, 2005

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toastee

Name given to the "drunk" girl on the first episode of Flavor of Love. She also appeared on Charm School and I Love Money. Can also be used to describe anyone who is a little buzzed!

Toastee may drink a lot, but DAMN she's got a nice ass! Flav missed out.

by RealityFan April 7, 2009

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Toad

A term of both endearment and scorn for a cyclist that rides faster than him or herself. May wear spandex, slather his or her ass with Chamois Butt'r, or cycle in plain clothes. Can often be heard discussing Strava QOMs or KOMs, eats Gu, probably shaves his legs. You'll find Toads riding every type of bike available at the fastest rates, and encouraging all to ride faster and harder. A toadie will tell you 'if it hurts, you just need to get used to it'.

The term is actually an auto-correct of Roadie, a road cyclist.

A toad would ride through the pain.

"Leave pace open" -A toad tries to change her spots.

Toadies only ride Slowhibition if they are late to a ride, drunk or are celebrating debauchery and birthdays.

by TheDogAteHim November 13, 2013

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