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Swine Shit

Swine shits are the worst of all shits that typically appear around the flue season. They smell, sound, and look horrible. They usually occur randomly every few hours with explosive power. They are also the worst smelling of all shits. A well ventilated area is recommended.
Sorry I had to leave, I ran home to take a swine shit.

friend: That sucks. Swine shits are not meant for public restrooms.
by RamMan September 23, 2009
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swine aids

it is a heavy form of swine flu that can be passed on heroditry. Basically a monkey and a pig had sex and then their baby was used in faunication by a man and swine aids was created. It affects the sexual organs and can caus your penis or nipples to swell and often fall off. There is no known cure.
"Damn honkey i got swine aids."

"That'll teach you to play with your sister, now your dicks' gonna fall off."
by CaptainPiggy December 31, 2009
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swine fro

a black kid whos name is leroy swain, he goes to spoto highschool and is growing an afro
u seen swine fro? his hair grows fast
by 3O5 April 9, 2010
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Swingrich

"Swingrich" is a CPOS* masquerading as a swinger/polyamorous person.

Definition coined by commenter LMcGuff on SLOG (Dan Savage's blog), 1/19/12, in reference to Newt Gingrich's ex-wife's revelation that Newt approached her asking for an open marriage after having an affair with his current wife for several years.

*Cheating Piece of Shit (acronym credit to Dan Savage)
"I thought he was ethically non-monogamous but he was just a swingrich."
by sloggerette February 5, 2012
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swingrich

A portmanteau of Newt Gingrich's surname and the word swinger, meaning "A CPOS (Cheating Piece Of Shit) masquerading as a swinger/polyamorous person." Newt Gingrich had asked his second wife for an open marriage or divorce six years after it was revealed he had an affair.
"I thought he was ethically nonmonogamous but he was just a swingrich."
by genman February 5, 2012
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slam swine

a girl who acts like an animal (pig) and sleeps around with random guys, a girl u would like to fuck on the down low
girls in westchester are slam swine
by yeayeaandshit March 6, 2010
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Dung Swing Ball

Person #1: Let's play Dung Swing Ball!

Person #2: That's the shit!
by Dung Swing Ball March 13, 2010
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