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sporkulashun

The sudden urge for immediate sustanance, only felt while seated.
We sucumbed to a mad bought of sporkulashun during chem lab.
by Satan's Asshole November 11, 2006
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sporking

4 D word dat has sporking through D heart N so shall i return D same Lov 2 u.

My Lov 4 u ll continu 2 be just as reall like an Olive oil.
by Hercolena Oliver May 2, 2010
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sporkiatry

sporkiatry: the practice of a psychiatrist who has the knowledge, skills, and personal attributes to adroitly use both a "spoon" and a "fork." In the trade, a "spoon" (medicine spoon to dispense meds) is known as medication management and a "fork" is known as the ability to analyze and assist - get correct data, synthesize and analyze the data, and, in a truly consultative way, promote correct thinking and interventions.

"Therapy" does not include (1) psychoanalysis (passive), (2) superficial work like weekly "debriefings"; (3) anything less than supportively challenging clients to move towards mindfulness, wellness and health. Dr. Phil, but way less arrogant. Sporkiatry is uncommon and not a term to be used loosely or without regard to a psychiatrist's actual ability to use both a spoon and a fork.

Sporkiatry and sporkiatrists are in short supply due to the dumbing down of psychiatry as "biological psychiatry" since about 1979. Although the terms have been used by some to disparage those in psychiatry who would "deign" to provide both spoon and fork services, the term has the exact opposite meaning. Clearly, psychiatrists who cannot effectively provide both spoon and fork services would NOT have a clue about what a true sporkiatrist can do or of sporkiatry's power.

Sporkiatry and sporkiatrist are related to "spork," a word invented more than 100 years ago to stand for a utensil that was both a spoon and a fork. See "spork" at wikipedia.
Use of the word might include "Do you know any doctor who practices sporkiatry, not just as some corporate shill or pill pusher?"
by uclashrink April 6, 2011
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Sporkupine

Def. 1: A porcupine who's quills are sporks
Def. 2: The mispronunciation of scorpion
"Whoa dude look it's a wild sporkupine"
"Don't you mean scorpion"
"No it a real sporkupine"
by Lb_Fresh December 10, 2015
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Sporking

The act of spooning one's significant other with or while experiencing an erection.
Karen just wanted to spoon, but John planned on sporking.
by Jean Christophe May 31, 2017
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Sporking

When a male shares a bed with a female in a spoon position and has an erection.
Tommy thought he was gonna get laid but he just ended sporking all night.
by buckethead_22 June 29, 2017
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Sporkula

A spork like creature that uses its fangs to eat applesauce. Also a very sarcastic/ petty girl
Damn thats my sporkula
by moose 8989898 August 31, 2017
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