silver ring thing

A strange American form of contraception

She knew she wouldn't get pregnant with the silver ring thing.

by black flag June 2, 2004

engagement ring

the tool of true love. used to tell somebody you want them to be yours and for you to be theirs forever, to be used VERY carefully (unless you are drunk and in vegas, hopefully you can return it then), should be at least 3 months salary from work and 6 months from mind (one usually does figure out whether they will want to marry somebody in a short amount of time but if you wait it works out better, you might even make it to ten years)

man 1:i want to pop the question to my girlfriend

man 2:did you get her an 'engagement ring?'

by itlnboy October 18, 2010

onion ring

The mushy brown substance around the base of your cock after you pull out of her/his asshole

"When I pulled my cock out of Henry's ass, I had an onion ring that he was happy to eat!"

by oakey1226 November 15, 2002

wedding ring

A broken condom wrapped around on a male partner's penis after the completion of vaginal intercourse by an unmarried couple in fairly serious relationship; or thereby, resulting in unexpected pregnancy leading to marriage.

"Last night, I was banging my girl, and I cummed in her not knowing that condom was busted."

"That sucks, man. I hope that wedding ring is not gonna chain you down with that girl."

by Nubo March 26, 2008

Engagement Ring

The sexual act of having a string of ejaculate wrap around your ring finger. (or any other finger for that matter)

Gerald's mom was shocked and disgusted when she found him in his room wearing an engagement ring.

by ThePublicEnema January 26, 2011

Elden Ring

"One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them"

Many of saught the power of the one ring and waiting long in the darkness. Now it's time has come and the one ring wants to be found!

A: Did you hear about the one ring?
B: That thing Sauron was searching for?
A: Yeah, Elden Ring. Apparently he found it
B: Does this mean the fires of war are coming?
A: Nah mate, war is off. he hasn't come out of his tower for days. Even his eye has turned towards fextralife.

by AngelTech February 25, 2022

The Ring

One of the scariest movies possibly known to mankind, anyone who says otherwise is probably lying to look 'cool' as i cant imagine any1 thinkin this movie is anything short of terrifying. Admittedly doesnt make much sense, but the freaky effects and the chick coming outta the well...not the sorta thing to watch home alone!

*creeps samara voice* 7 days and 7 nights...

by sugar_honey_iced_tea May 13, 2005