itlnboy's definitions

engagement ring

the tool of true love. used to tell somebody you want them to be yours and for you to be theirs forever, to be used VERY carefully (unless you are drunk and in vegas, hopefully you can return it then), should be at least 3 months salary from work and 6 months from mind (one usually does figure out whether they will want to marry somebody in a short amount of time but if you wait it works out better, you might even make it to ten years)

man 1:i want to pop the question to my girlfriend

man 2:did you get her an 'engagement ring?'

by itlnboy October 18, 2010