Broken Pop Machine

While performing anal sex on a girl, stick a quarter into her vagina. Then yell, "This damn machine stole my quarter!" and shake her as violently as possible. Then pull out and hold her there till she takes a crap.

What's that rusty looking quarter doing on that brown spot on your floor? Oh I gave your sister a Broken Pop Machine here yesterday.

by Pat Dailey August 29, 2007

Michiganize

To cut the sleeves off a shirt

Wow! I didn't realize you could Michiganize a polo!

by JAKIL October 14, 2016

Michifer

Michifer is the ship name/shipping name of the archangels Michael and Lucifer, which have been taken over from the Bible by the CW's show Supernatural as ordinary characters.

And now there are fangirls out there shipping the two of them, posting fanfictions with angst central content no one ever seems to bother to read.

Sufferer 1: So, you're a shipper, too? That's great!
Sufferer 2: Yeah, it is, so, do you ship Michifer?
Sufferer 1: You mean that one SPN ship with only angst and smut fics that would make any religious person instantly commit suicide and that includes a lot of badly written incestial love?
Sufferer 2: Hm, well, yes?
Sufferer 1: Sure I do!

by Future of Jelly March 20, 2017

Michigan Buttplug

A Michigan native utilizing the far left lane of an interstate or highway without passing other vehicles.

Another siting of a Michigan Buttplug tamponing the passing lane on I94 eastbound.

by norm the plum June 5, 2017

Michigan Women's Festival

Thick, Forrest-like pubic covered area ranging from the pubic bone to the fupa, usually from sparse sexual activity.

I wanted to go home with him, but it's a Michigan Women's Festival down there right now.

by Insomniadam June 15, 2017

michigan basement

When you turn a woman over, saying you're going to have anal sex, but instead shove dirt into her rectum.

Last night I gave Melissa a Michigan Basement

by Elizafox July 6, 2017

Michigan Maijala

When your teacher is a milf and regularly tutors you. At a tutoring session you stick your 12 inch cock in your teachers. Amid the throatfuck you light her on fire,and cum in her face.

Did you hear Aj did the Michigan Maijala with Mrs. Johnson?!

by TheLubyLuber September 17, 2017