1. An exceptionally long quest for a good or service.
2. A very long trip.
I had to go on a spirit journey to figure out how to apply for that job.
I had to take a spirit journey all the way to the next town to pick up my mother from work.
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When you turn a woman over, saying you're going to have anal sex, but instead shove dirt into her rectum.
Last night I gave Melissa a Michigan Basement
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1. A woman with obsolete ideas on marriage, women in the workplace, and women's rights in general. Frequently believes that a woman's sole place is the kitchen and ignores the past 60 years of female advancement entirely.
2. A woman with so much foundation on her face it looks caked on.
1. My cousin went to school for 6 years, got a master's degree in teaching, then became Betty Crocker saying she wants to be "more domestic."
2. Wow, her makeup is so badly done, she looks like Betty Crocker.