meatball ninja

Someone who's on their way to get some Italian food.

Roy's on his way to pickup the spaghetti takeout. He's a meatball ninja!

by N0RVY March 25, 2010

dead meat

1. A person who's gonna die or is already dead.
2. A limp penis.

1. Man 1: "You're dead meat"
Man 2: *whimpering* "Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit"
2. Man 1: "You're dead meat"
Man 2: "Nah, I'm actually kinda hard."
Man 1: "..."
Man 2: "..."

by Siphiwe Tshabalala July 20, 2018

meat button

It is when a penile extension is so miniscule it resembles a button of meat.

Jarrod W.'s meat button is so small he could have sex with a bud light long neck and not even touch the sides.

by Teabagette April 29, 2005

Meatball Pocket -MBP

At the point of male/female relations, the male subject is unable to perform due to heavy drug and/or alcohol intake. At that point the male subject proceeds to throw his flaccid penis and genitals into said womans privates. Thus creating a flabby mold closely resembling a meatball. More times than not this technique does not work and leaves said woman extremely unsatisfied and unamused.

"Did you fuck her?"
"No....Meatball Pocket -MBP"

by The Rock Texas January 7, 2009

meat friend

A friend who you see in in the flesh in real life as opposed to facebook, twitter, myspace and MMORPG friends who you only know in the virtual world.

I finally made my World of WarCraft buddy Bruce my meat friend when we met up for Thai food last Saturday.

by squidranch May 2, 2010

meat servo

A human worker that is told what to do by a computer.

"Hey Jim, did you hear about Susan?"

"Yeah, They set her up with one of those new machines at her station and she just does everything it says"
"I know, what a meat servo"

by AntiqueGranite May 24, 2016

ass meat

a woman with a beautiful ass, butt, buttocks, derriere, booty....

That chick's got nice ass meat

by TonyTC March 30, 2010