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Judaism

A religion premised on the view that a radioactive bearded man who built the universe and invented the idea that it is not okay to steal decided to favor a race of people because they are related to a guy who would have killed his son.
Jew: I'm the best because I'm related to Abraham.

Non-Jew: No, you are the best because the Catholic church prevented everyone else from becoming bankers.

Even though they are not racially superior, Judaism has some really cool members, like Adam Sandler.
by Jewballer September 22, 2012
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judas

A footballer who betrays his club for money and glory.
Alan Smith is a judas, he claimed to love Leeds then left them for Man Utd.
by waccoe June 17, 2004
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Judaism

A nice group of people who have had their wonders and culture long before the Muslims had even existed. Most of them in World War Two had been exiled by Nazis. This refers to the Holocaust. We all know that the Nazis are just a bunch of Santa Claus wannabes. Some quite good news though the Jews don't have to deal with them anymore since they don't exist as a Political group any longer. Back in Ancient times the Jews were brought to a new home which all the Muslims had to do was to just give them a home. They didn't have to get crazy about it. God gave both of us the land in the first place. The Muslims are just turning the whole thing into a problem. The Romans and Ancient Egyptians as well as more currently Muslims and Nazis have been torturing these innocent people for a long time. So why do we need more hate from you jerks? You all burn. You won't win. The Holocaust is over we rest in peace. So you call us Nazis? You call us bad people? Think about how you've been bad people and you American and Muslim haters will see that you're just as bad as the Nazis and everyone else who does this to Jews. You haters can go have a rat burger and remove yourself from the Country. Tell me how it goes.
We've been through Muslim hatred

Nazi torture

Romans and Egyptians

So back off...

Because deep down inside all of you wish you were Jewish.

This is Judaism...
by b0y66 December 5, 2007
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judd

A member of the testudo (turtle) family. Land judd means turtles that maily live on land and water judds refer to the aquatic varieties."Gamora Judd" means the giant tortoises of the Galapagos Islands.
Judds are interesting reptiles to keep as pets.I own a land judd.
by Elvia February 4, 2008
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Judo

1) The proper, real definition of the word "Judo" is that it is a Japanese martial art. It is a sport adapted from jujitsu, which uses principles of not resisting, and is similar to wrestling.

2) A dumber, but also valid for this Urban Dictionary, version of the word Judo means "you don't", and is said by sterotype rednecks. It is mentionned at least once on the show "Blue Collar Comedy", and also in jokesites that have a 'redneck dictionary'.
1) Sidney loves sports, but he hasn't done any judo in a while.

2) "Judo know nothing!"
by Miss Misfit December 14, 2008
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judson

a teenager with an extremley ripped 8 pack, is generally good at wrestling and dates alot of sarahs and always acts gay and yells "i like penis" more then any other person
that kid is dating sarah kinda like a judson
by benjamin baker March 12, 2008
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Judge

1. adj. -Overly supercilious; overly strict

2. noun -War criminal

3. noun -Nazi

4. noun -Slave master; chain runner

5. noun -Prison Warden
God damn, Judge needs to chill out with the seating bullshit.

Just the other day, Martin was acting Judge with me, I told him to fuck off.
by C Castro December 9, 2007
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