A religion premised on the view that a radioactive bearded man who built the universe and invented the idea that it is not okay to steal decided to favor a race of people because they are related to a guy who would have killed his son.
Jew: I'm the best because I'm related to Abraham.
Non-Jew: No, you are the best because the Catholic church prevented everyone else from becoming bankers.
Even though they are not racially superior, Judaism has some really cool members, like Adam Sandler.
Non-Jew: No, you are the best because the Catholic church prevented everyone else from becoming bankers.
Even though they are not racially superior, Judaism has some really cool members, like Adam Sandler.
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A nice group of people who have had their wonders and culture long before the Muslims had even existed. Most of them in World War Two had been exiled by Nazis. This refers to the Holocaust. We all know that the Nazis are just a bunch of Santa Claus wannabes. Some quite good news though the Jews don't have to deal with them anymore since they don't exist as a Political group any longer. Back in Ancient times the Jews were brought to a new home which all the Muslims had to do was to just give them a home. They didn't have to get crazy about it. God gave both of us the land in the first place. The Muslims are just turning the whole thing into a problem. The Romans and Ancient Egyptians as well as more currently Muslims and Nazis have been torturing these innocent people for a long time. So why do we need more hate from you jerks? You all burn. You won't win. The Holocaust is over we rest in peace. So you call us Nazis? You call us bad people? Think about how you've been bad people and you American and Muslim haters will see that you're just as bad as the Nazis and everyone else who does this to Jews. You haters can go have a rat burger and remove yourself from the Country. Tell me how it goes.
We've been through Muslim hatred
Nazi torture
Romans and Egyptians
So back off...
Because deep down inside all of you wish you were Jewish.
This is Judaism...
Nazi torture
Romans and Egyptians
So back off...
Because deep down inside all of you wish you were Jewish.
This is Judaism...
by b0y66 December 5, 2007
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Get the judd mug.1) The proper, real definition of the word "Judo" is that it is a Japanese martial art. It is a sport adapted from jujitsu, which uses principles of not resisting, and is similar to wrestling.
2) A dumber, but also valid for this Urban Dictionary, version of the word Judo means "you don't", and is said by sterotype rednecks. It is mentionned at least once on the show "Blue Collar Comedy", and also in jokesites that have a 'redneck dictionary'.
2) A dumber, but also valid for this Urban Dictionary, version of the word Judo means "you don't", and is said by sterotype rednecks. It is mentionned at least once on the show "Blue Collar Comedy", and also in jokesites that have a 'redneck dictionary'.
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2. noun -War criminal
3. noun -Nazi
4. noun -Slave master; chain runner
5. noun -Prison Warden
2. noun -War criminal
3. noun -Nazi
4. noun -Slave master; chain runner
5. noun -Prison Warden
God damn, Judge needs to chill out with the seating bullshit.
Just the other day, Martin was acting Judge with me, I told him to fuck off.
Just the other day, Martin was acting Judge with me, I told him to fuck off.
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