fond

Acronym for Fuck Off `N Die

Pete, "David you're such a moron"
David, "fond."

by davidammullins February 12, 2006

fonk

a cross between fuck and bonk

"where's Jim?"
"he's upstairs fonking Betty"

by Le Chiffre June 9, 2004

hookt on fonix

The silly spelling for Hooked On Phonics.

"hookt on fonix werkt for me ^_^ "

by Dave March 31, 2004

Arthur Fonzerelli

Arthur Fonzerelli was the uncoolest guy in the world during the 1970s. Because of the following

1) He lived in a granny flat above an old couples garage.
2) He was about 30 and all of his friends were in high school.
3) He was known to hang around a mens public lavatory for kicks.
4) When he went to Hollywood he was exposed for the fraud he was.
5) He couldn't maintain a womans sexual interest for more than the span of an episode.
6) His only real skill was juke box repair while his friends had actually bothered to learn how to play instruments.
7) I'm sure he fancied Mrs Cunningham.

Arthur Fonzerelli, american psycho.

by Robster1983 August 7, 2006

fong

a system of meaurement equal to 100 pounds.

An elephant penis weighs 2 fongs.

by Eric April 4, 2005

Fondue

When a woman (or man) takes a mouth full of liquid (e.g. coffee, soda water, whipped cream) and then performs oral sex on a man.

You should have seen what she did last night... She took a sip of warm coffee and then gave me a full on fondue.

by npcomplete_ August 4, 2014

Fonzie

A person who wears a leather jacket and think they're cool and tough!

Look at those Fonzies over there!

by LongLiveRock July 26, 2005