Filthy Francis

"The Classiest Way to Kill Yourself" The Filthy Francis is a cocktail served in a martini class. It's made up of an ounce of bleach, a shot of battery acid, A razorblade garnish, and crushed glass sprinkled on the edge. Shaken not Stirred.

Person 1- "Hey did you finish that giant packet Mrs. Smith assigned?"
Person 2- "Ya she's the worst, I wish she would just drink a filthy francis!"
Person 1- "That'd make all our lives easier."

by fissile_toasty June 13, 2016

filter

a place where all of the shit collects

something used to seperate unwanted materials from wanted materials. the unwanted materials stick with the filter.

Mr. Dulles used a filter to seperate the grounds out of his coffee.

The Sanitation Department filters the shit out of the sewage before sending it to the treatment plant.

by idkfa February 7, 2006

Filthette

a female fan of Cradle of Filth
Just for future reference, you are NOT a Filthette if you DO NOT regualarly listen to Cradle of Filth. This term applies to actual fans only.

I listen to Cradle so much, guess Ima Filthette fo sho.

by Psycho_Juggalette February 18, 2008

filthy jose

The act of pulling your pants down and defecating on a crouching, unsuspecting co-worker.

Frank was installing the ceramic tile in the entry way, lost in his own world, so I dropped a filthy jose on him.

by Customrolla October 23, 2008

Filthy Slipper

1- To slip something filthy into someone's mouth.
2- A derogatory name to call a homeless person.

Definition A
Person 1 - What happened last night?
Person 2 - He got attacked by a filthy slipper.

Definition B
There are too many filthy slippers in Oxford.

by actualrealityactupfightaids January 9, 2010

Filthymoses

When you unintentionally get your girlfriend's period blood in your beard, and it forms a part. (Not to be confused with a Dirty Magnum).

I just performed cunilingusand noticed blood and a part in my beard, laughed and thought "ha ha filthymoses"

by Zandhuisen February 18, 2013

filthy little urchin

An unkempt child, usually displaying dripping mucous and a food stained mouth.

That filthy little urchin nearly wiped his nose on me!

by Sleepingdogish September 24, 2013