Big Dick Bob

The man that bangs your wife/girlfriend while you are locked up

Hey man, how long are you in for?

Too long because big dick bob already got my girl

by quietminion December 5, 2014

dick sisters

A combination of women who have had sex with the same man.

I wonder if Linda and Amy know that they're dick sisters since Joe banged both of them.

by The Sex Panther April 5, 2008

dick all

another word for nothing.

I learned dick all in lecture today

by guinnessgirl May 27, 2006

dick-to-mouth resuscitation

A technique used to resuscitate a person (preferably a women) who has stopped breathing or fallen asleep, in which the rescuer inserts his penis into the victim's mouth area. A completely selfless act.

Jordan: "What are you doing?!"
Dave: "Oh, that bitch on the bed wasn't breathing, so I did the responsible thing and gave her some dick-to-mouth resuscitation."
Jordan: "Yup"

by christzak December 9, 2008

your dick

is perfectly fine :)

(this is in contrast to EVERY other definition of this)

Your dick isn't that small.

by Lionberry February 2, 2021

dick-barreled

When a bro takes another bro down with him.

yo, check out that guy's pants...they're so tight. you just got dick-barreled, son

by john mouseguy March 28, 2011

dick mumbler

A person who speaks in an unintelligible manner, as if they had a dick in their mouth while trying to speak.

Dispatch- medic 23 please befurpt krigistly napkalan, priority 2. Crew - what did that dick mumbler just say?

by Frustrated EMT August 12, 2017