mexican alarm clock

To fart in ones face to wake them from a sleep.

Dude last night my wife fell asleep watching the move, so I woke her up with the old "Mexican Alarm Clock"

by Drop Dizzle February 5, 2007

Reset The Clock

The clock is the measurement for the last time an individual has had sex. When a person has not had sex in a while (which is relative depending on the person) their clock needs to be reset. If they fail to reset the clock, it is possible they will go crazy and do something they'll regret. In conclusion, it is important to reset the clock every so often to maintain sanity.

Note: In order to reset the clock, some individuals may consider oral sex or heavy fondling as acceptable. I personally do not.

Deprived Guy: "I haven't had sex in a month, it's awful"

Friend: "You need to reset the clock bro"

by forrforr February 28, 2013

clockin'

hustlin', sellin anything to get money

its some boys in the hood sell anything for profit, 5 in the morning on the corner clockin'

by laydee_b August 3, 2005

Clock Spider

(CS for short) A spider that was once found behind a clock, three pictures were taken of it, one with its legs sticking out from behind the clock, one (clock removed) showing the relative size of the spider, and one (clock removed) showing the details of its body. A message board called LUE worships it, and there are rumors of it once having a ninth leg.

LUE bows in reverence to our almighty god, the one and only Clockspider, ruler of the universe.

by ned randersoff December 25, 2003

Clock Out With My Cock Out

To "call it a day" at work so you can go party.

EMPLOYEE #1: Hey, dude, you coming to happy hour?
EMPLOYEE #2: Hells yeah! It's time to clock out with my cock out!

by StupidExpressions.com October 1, 2009

clockwork ninja

adj. one who can be dependably called upon to carry out various acts of questionable legality.

person_01: "Who we gonna get to pour sugar into that drive-way blockin' muthafucka's tank?"
person_02: "I'll get my bro, he always pulls shit like that off without question... a real clockwork ninja."

by zenmonk November 17, 2005

Clockwater

The name of a somewhat popular character in the online computer game Diablo 2 during the 3rd or 4th season on US East Closed Realm servers played by the current highest ranking hardcore player, XOsuicideOX, as an alternate. Nothing ever became of Clockwater, and soon after the players main character died he was never seen again.

Player1: Hey, man. Who was that barb just in here?
Player2: Oh, Clockwater?
Player1: Yeah.. he new?
Player2: I don't know, he could have other chars..
Player3: Clockwater is XOsuicideOX's char.. He's #1 on the ladder.

by XOcomawhiteOX June 20, 2007