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An insult masquerading as a compliment (crummy compliment).
A few crumpliments:

“I can tell you were once beautiful.”
“You’re much more athletic than the other fat people I know.”
“You’re pretty cool for someone your age.”
by StupidExpressions.com October 08, 2009

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To "call it a day" at work so you can go party.
EMPLOYEE #1: Hey, dude, you coming to happy hour?
EMPLOYEE #2: Hells yeah! It's time to clock out with my cock out!
by StupidExpressions.com October 01, 2009

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