Used to describe the perfect well presented female, ideal for shagging; good looking face (pretty or horny), good sized (but toned) and well shaped bottom, well defined crutch and of course good sized tits, preferably pert.
Whilst standing at the bar with mates the remark of “Now that’s a F.A.C.T” will be made loudly so alerting or confirming the presents of a female as described above
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Also, the same acronym (which may have a different meaning than the above) that appeared at the end of the JeanBenet Ramsey ransom letter, which has been connected to suspect John Mark Karr in his classmates yearbooks almost 20 years earlier.
Also, the same acronym (which may have a different meaning than the above) that appeared at the end of the JeanBenet Ramsey ransom letter, which has been connected to suspect John Mark Karr in his classmates yearbooks almost 20 years earlier.
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Get the CTFU mug."Can't talk ever" You hear a lot of people use the phrase CTN, but if you really just don't ever want to talk to the person you're talking to again, say "CTE".
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Get the CTE mug.CTCM stands for "Cool Tess Class Moment", a term coined by the glorious Mr. Cash. CTCM may also stand for "Crazy Tess Class Moment." Noun: a moment in class when Tess says something completely random, such as "My brain told me to." or "My amoeba would like some chicken."
A CTCM in Math class, regarding imaginary/complex numbers:
Mr. Cash: "What is i^4?"
Tess: "1..."
Mr. Cash: "Good. Care to explain to the stupid people why that is?"
Tess: "uhhh..no."
Mr. Cash: "..."
Tess: "Uh my brain told me to?"
Mr. Cash: "Did you listen to it when it explained how?"
Tess: "No."
Mr. Cash: *goes on to pretend he is Tess' brain while speaking in a British accent.*
-FIN-
Mr. Cash: "What is i^4?"
Tess: "1..."
Mr. Cash: "Good. Care to explain to the stupid people why that is?"
Tess: "uhhh..no."
Mr. Cash: "..."
Tess: "Uh my brain told me to?"
Mr. Cash: "Did you listen to it when it explained how?"
Tess: "No."
Mr. Cash: *goes on to pretend he is Tess' brain while speaking in a British accent.*
-FIN-
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