Blumpkin

Awkwardly-Social human who tends not to fit into crowds (even anti-social crowds), often doing random acts of stupidity for attention, or slowly fading away into the Master universe of all blumpkins in which the Original Blumpkin controls.

"hey bro whats up"(normal human sentence) "man imsoo high lets get high, bro can i go to the store for you for a smoke even in -50 i dont care bro, hey bro dont you love lil wayne i love lil wayne bro"(blumpkin sentence)

by thecanadiancreator November 23, 2014

blumprock

When a guy is receiving a blumpkin but also has a dip in at the same time.

dude was hollaring at a blumprock when he choked up and simultaneously busted/puked on the bitch.

by gdolla September 7, 2008

Blumpchode

When you recieve a blumpkin and the turd that you produce is at least as wide as it is long (see chode)

"Hey! Even better than the blumpkin she gave me yesterday was the blumpCHODE of today! Awesome!"

by Chodaextreme November 3, 2008

blumpkin fairy

a fairy that only comes around when u are getting maximum pleasure from getting a blumpkin.

When i was getting a hardcore blumpkin. the blumpkin fairy came and blessed me.

by M4r50cc1 November 20, 2009

blumfy

when a person named blaize is more than comfy, he's blumfy.

blaize is so damn blumfy to lay on.

by gerald1948 December 2, 2011

Blumpkininer

The act of two people taking a dump simultaneously whilst performing fellatio upon each other. Blumpkin + 69er = Blumpkininer.

They blumpkininered each other to satisfaction

by The Stobster March 8, 2014

blumponan

The act of masturbating while defecating on the toilet. A combination of the words blumpkin and onanism.

My girlfriend thought giving me a blumpkin was gross so I had to resort to giving myself a blumponan.

by badass833 May 30, 2014