Work Bench

To imply that the bed or work bench is the apparatus used for grinding and plaining off members of the opposite sex within ones sexual workshop

'Thats the workbench, where I plain my bitch off regularly'

by jgk232 May 13, 2005

Beast Work

The act of dominating a project, contest, or game and making it so one-sided that it gives the appearance to any third-person perspective that one has transformed into a massive man-eating beast that is both invulnerable and omnipotent.

I don't know why the Patriots showed up today. The Chiefs are doing Beast Work on them.

by word2k9 January 20, 2011

Postal Worker

It's when you 'seal the envelope, stamp it and send it off'. i.e. When a man cums on your butt cheeks, smacks your ass and then pushes you aff the bed.

She wouldn't stop talkin' so I gave her the Postal Worker.

by ChristinaG2 May 12, 2011

Caltrans worker

The laziest of people, get paid by the hour to stand around while one guy digs a hole. They soak up more of the California state budget and work slower than molasses.

Steve the caltrans worker and 12 of his friends get paid 30$ a hour to watch Pedro dig a hole.

by The Republic of California November 2, 2011

Construction worker

A 24 to 36 oz can of beer. A can of beer so large that it can only be bought individually and not in a pack. Can be see strewn about construction sites and is named after the men who consume them.

Should we get some tall boys? No, lets get some chelada construction workers and get fucked up!

by Brewbank November 10, 2011

piece of work

An expression that is generally used in a negative context and when referring to an individual that is often selfish, foolish, careless, etc.

Friend: "John got three tickets to the big game on Saturday, but rather than inviting us he is taking a couple of girls he met just last night".

Me: "That guy is a real piece of work".

by Been-Around February 3, 2017

work placement

Another charming aspect of being on New Deal. After a certain amount of time on one of their ridiculous excuses for a training course, they decide to send out "students" on Wok Placement - ignoring the question of how, exactly, can you find paid work when you're stuck in a fucking office all day and not being paid for a second of it.

Essentially, it proves slavery is alive and well in the First World, as well as helping corrupt capitalists make a shitload of money at your expense? How? Put it this way - would Tesco want to hire ten people to stack their shelves for a salary every year, or a steady stream of unpaid labour from delivered from CETS every month to do the same? You work it out.

"I'm afraid you have to go on Work Placement in a place totally unsuited to you just so we don't have to help you find a job, which we're set up for, and help companies get fatter and fatter profits each and every year - which they pay us for."

by OD Smith April 14, 2005