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I thought Texas was supposed to be hot

(from folklore)
when someone is glowing brighter than the sun, the sun in this galaxy gets jealous and turns off. the world remains lit by the new star's glorious rays. the only place there is detectable change is in Texas, where the temperature drops dramatically. and so everyone's all 'what I thought Texas was supposed to be hot!' as in 'a new, brighter, more powerful star has been born.'
damn juul pod, you see that shot of Mel @ her new PAYING job?? I thought Texas was supposed to be hot
by whatsawatermelon4 December 7, 2018
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two thousand and nineteen

A 2000s person's way of saying the year it's just become, TWENTY NINETEEN.
Maddy, it's two thousand and nineteen (twenty nineteen) and you're still watching My Little Pony (MLP) and looking at internet memes (memes) on your mobile phone (phone).
by PonyTrainBoi January 5, 2019
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Ten Thousand Five Hundred Pound

A Fudge. A Balancing Figured. A Cluster Fuck Cover. A lazy man's fix.
Will Phoenix covered up his incompetence by shoving in a TEN THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED POUND balance figure in his mongaloid spreadsheet.
by Macfac January 25, 2019
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Nut Thoughts

The wide array of bad thoughts a man experiences for a few minutes after masturbation.
Directly at ter masturbating to a picture of his lifelong crush, he felt a little guilty and wondered if he even liked her at all, but those were just nut thoughts.
by Ianrayc March 14, 2019
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Hundred-thousand hustle

When a car hits the 100,000 mi/km mark and starts becoming an endless money pit due to constant repair work needed.
“I want to look for a cheap used car but don’t want anything over 100k on the odometer. I don’t have the time, sanity, or money to go through a hundred-thousand hustle.”
by Original Orangutans August 6, 2019
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Conprestinational Thoughts

Thoughts of regret before your head is put in high pressure, only people who live through a crushed head experience this.
This Person Has Conprestinational Thoughts.
by Vortex Define August 13, 2019
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I thought we were being honest

Her: Get your shit and get the fuck out of here
You: I thought we were being honest...
by TheFleeceMan August 20, 2019
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