Nut roulette

A single player game for a rainy day. One must nut between every commercial before the show resumes. Try to beat your own streaks.

Since I was snowed in on a Friday night I just played nut roulette all night long. 4 for 4 was my highest score.
Because there's nuttin else to do™
Single player game where you.. beat yourself™

by Freejodav January 25, 2019

Tang Nuts

When you get a little poontang from a chick with a wet, but smelly, puss and the smell lingers on your ball sack for days. Usually discovered inadvertently by scratching one’s sack after the dirty deed.

Whew nasty. Smell my fingers. What the hell is that? Muh tang nuts braaaahhh.

Rachel’s nasty gash gave me tang nuts.

by Eaton Holgoode January 24, 2018

Boozy Nuts

When you’re super drunk and you nut in a girls mouth and it taste like alcohol.

I got a buzz from my mans boozy nuts last night.

by Therealshocker69 May 31, 2018

un-nut

When something is so foul that you are forced to take back your nut.

Did you see Brenda’s hair today? So gross I’m un-nutting right now.

by Mythical toaster September 25, 2018

Arabic Nut

An explosive cumshot

Chad Thundercock: "Dude, bro, last night, I let out a fuckin' Arabic Nut on this ho"
Todd: "Kill yourself."

by Guts McFuck September 6, 2018

Empty Nuts

When you masterbate so much that nutting no longer feels good.

I’ve been watching so much porn lately that I’m getting empty nuts.

by KermitFrogg June 23, 2019

Cracked nuts

Hurting, painful testicles after a male is hit in the groin

He cracked his nuts on a railing whilst skateboarding!

He felt nuts first on the rail. He's in agony holding his cracked nuts.

by Nobli May 7, 2023