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Between the media bending over ass backwards to cater to them, and having virtually no real responsibilities to worry about they still manage to think they have it hard. Even worse are the trendy, psuedo-intellectual little pissants who claim that they're "mature for their age" or "not like the others" until their parents tell them to turn off the goddamn anime and go to bed. Sorry, a "mature teenager" is an oxymoron, dipshit. Get some life experience before you expect me to take you seriously. Get off the goddamn Dragonball Z message boards and do your homework.
Mood swings aren't a sympton of teenagerhood, they're a sympton of idiocy.
by jenny October 4, 2004
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teenetalk

The condensing of words in emails and chatrooms, otherwise known as txt-talk
hi how r u 2day?
by SharpAsKnives July 30, 2003
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Teen Titans

A cartoon that is completely inaccurate to the comics, with fans who are old af but acts like 9 year olds. They don't read comics and don't know shit about the characters, but they like to claim the "real Teen Titans fan" title. They aren't fans. They are annoying af and whines about everything. They say that their childhood was ruined, but the ACTUAL Teen Titans from the comics was ruined by that crap show. They are gonna give me bad ratings on the definition because they can't accept facts.
Teen Titans Cartoon Dumbass: "WHY IS STARFIRE'S POWERS NOT GREEN AND WHY IS RAVEN NOT EMOTIONLESS!!!!!!! #NotMyStarfire #NotMyRaven #BringBackTheOriginal"

Actual Teen Titans Fan: "Actually, Starfire's power is violet and orange. Raven also isn't even emotionless. Read comics you fake ass fan. #NotMyTeenTitans #ReadComics #TeenTitansCartoonSucks"
by Twice Stan March 28, 2019
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teenie

OMG, did u hear? Joel is dating Hilary Duff. I was SO anti Hilary Duff be4 that!
by Michelle The Pirate November 21, 2006
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Teenager

One of the reasons why SOME dipshit foreigners hate the USA.
Most teenagers are spoiled. I'm not like them though. If they weren't so spoiled, moody or bad, then the foreigners won't hate us as much...
by StraightFMan August 19, 2004
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early teen prude

1.An early teen prude or simply pre-prude is someone in their very young teens who is extremly horny and badly wants to do somthing sexual. Unfortunantly the people their own age are being fucked by seniors in high school and wouldn't want to hook up with some pimpled face still going through puberty prude. Anyone younger is still reading holes and subscribes to sports illustrated for kids.
2.A desperate 12 or 13 or even 14 or 15 year old who would love to hook up but no one will make out with them simply because they are "grose".
I feel so bad for that pre-prude no one will go out with him.

Yea hes a really nice guy but hes so pre-prude and his mouth is so sloppy I would never hook up with him.
by I hate most of Rowayton September 7, 2005
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Teboner

The intense feeling of excitement that stems from witnessing the conquests of quarterback Tim Tebow.
Dude!! Watching that comeback win the Broncos had over the Bears gave me a massive Teboner!!
by Sandusky69 December 31, 2011
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