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Shufflebored

After buying the cheapest version of Apple's iPod, the feeling you get after you notice that your iPod is not as cool as you thought it was.
It is January 23rd, and Robert is already shufflebored with the iPod he got for Christmas.
by geniusonwheels January 29, 2009
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stuffies

a stuffed toy monster, most commonly made from fleece or felt.
usually handmade.
are often disturbingly cute.
similar to plushies.
i made a stuffie for my niece's birthday.

i collect stuffies.

i'm trying to come up more designs for stuffies.
by stefania-zee January 17, 2008
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shtuff

When you're about to say "shit" but decide to say "stuff" halfway through because of who is around you or who you are talking to.
ex1: Mom, what's all this shtuff laying around?

ex2: OK class, put your shtuff away, it's nap time.
by IRTc_Alex September 6, 2005
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Muffin Stuffing

the act of having sexual intercourse with an obese woman.
I told my roommate Kevin no Muffin Stuffing in the apartment, but needless to say that rule was soon broken.
by Big Game June 28, 2006
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Stuffed Cucumber

The use of a long, girthy cucumber for sexual stimulation and pleasure of the anus or vagina. Stuffed Cucumbers may be self inserted or with the assistance of a partner. Stuffed Cucumbers may be inserted warmed, chilled or room temperature depending upon preference.
Tina woke to the sounds of her roomate having wild sex. She decided to get herself off to the carnal sounds with a Stuffed Cucumber. after getting off, she washed it and placed it back in the refrigerator.
by Eaton Holgoode March 17, 2015
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cincinnati shuffle

When your buddy brings home a drunk chick and fucks her, then when he is done you go in pretending you are him and fuck her.
Buddy 1: alright, im done with her, its your turn, just roll her over she is laying on her stomach.
Buddy 2: 10-4 good buddy, its Cincinnati shuffle time
by Der-Fuhrer December 14, 2010
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sidewalk shuffle

sidewalk shuffle

the awkward dance that results when two people approach each other from opposite directions, each attempts to move out of the other's way, and both end up moving in the same direction. Often followed by further ungainly movement, apologies, and awkward laughter.
Ugh, I just ran into Prof. Smith in the hall and we did the sidewalk shuffle. It was so awkward.
by english15 July 22, 2009
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