a squirrel in a hamster wheel

a person, busy as hell, running around working their tail off

if you dont want an early retirement you better learn what a squirrel in a hamster wheel is!

by Sexydimma November 3, 2019

secret squirrel

A crazy person. Often the secret squirrel seems almost normal in society, but a look inside his home will show just how squirrely he is. Sometimes the secret squirrel also has a large hoard of items no sensible person would collect.

Kevin is totally a secret squirrel. I bet he has mountains of bottle caps in his bedroom.

by Sam Packwood June 12, 2007

Squirrel

A fuzzy woodland creature that happens to be horny all the time, so watch out if you happen to pass by one while you're alone. These horny bastards don't descriminate against gender, so everyone has to keep an eye out. Oh, and in other cultures their other name is "Alex"

-Dude, I need to go take a piss

-Hurry up man, oh, and watch out for those squirrels

-You mean an 'Alex'?

by Nattie Nightmare August 15, 2008

Squirrelfinger

To quickly swipe one's finger up a girl's crotch to see if she's wet meaning she's interested in you. It's a quick fluff and a puff up a muff.

He couldn't tell for sure whether she was into him, so he gave her a quick swipe with the squirrelfinger to be sure.

by Agent 00Squirrelfinger October 21, 2008

squirrel hesitation

to hesitate at the site of a squirrel that might jump on you

I stopped walking because I had squirrel hesitation

by little me123 January 7, 2011

squirrel queen

One who is prudent,shrewd,world revolved only around them and noone else. If they dont see what they like they will tell you off and take control of you. Typical bitch.

One would have lots of sex with many nuts. One would like jewlerry or cash in return for sex. One who stares at virgins and tries to seduce them. Thats squirrel queen.

man1 look a squirrel queen
squirrel queen- blinks eyes "ohhhh cuttteee"
man1 don't stare at me or my package
squirrel queen- submit to me i want you and your nuts.
man1-no i will not
squirrel queen fine i will force you to now.
man1 my virginity
squirrel queen i stole your virginity :) and i am squirrel queen collectors of nuts.
man1 whore

by redwhale1387 April 17, 2011

Squirrel

Is a bastardization of Quirrel, which is a bastardization of qurl, which is a bastardization of gurl, which is a bastardization of girl.

Man: Check out that amazing squirrel.
Friend: That's bestiality, you're fucked up!
Man: No, that respectable lady over there.
Friend: Oh, ok.

by zirconium November 7, 2011