Running on empty

When you have no juice left to cum

Boyfriend : ahhhh im running on empty here
Girlfriend: just asecond, im about to cum!

by TarzanTheMonkeyMan September 9, 2020

Walmart Running

Walmart running is simply the act of parking in the spot that is the farthest away from the main entry of Walmart, then running as fast as you can to the main doors. CAUTION! Be careful for moving vehicles. Icy or rainy conditions may provide more entertainment.

OMG he just set a new record walmart running!

by xXxGoVikingsxXx December 13, 2009

Rip and Run

To steal someone's Status Update on Facebook and post it as your own.

1st Person: "Yo, did you see what Mike put as his Status Update? No doubt it was funny as hell but he is no King of Wits. He most definitely cut and pasted someone elses status.
2nd Person: "True. That cat is notorious for the Rip and Run."

by Poop Stain Barney May 13, 2011

running mexican

when you bend over to fix a broken appliance, a mexican comes running out of nowhere and pecker-slaps you in the eye and keeps running off into the horizon

Bob: "So how did you get your black eye Billy?"

Billy: "My hose snapped so i bent over to tape it and i got hit by a running mexican!"

by Profesora Eldredge January 19, 2005

Ripping and Running

To steal from someone and run away. Commonly used to describe the actions of those who rob drug dealers and run or prostitutes who take the money and run before providing the sexual exchange.

John: How many guys have you had tonight?

Hooker: Not one. I've been ripping and running all night.

Example 2:

Q: Where'd you get all that money from?!

A: We found out where the weed dealers live and started ripping and running.

by mr_ming November 14, 2011

Barren Run

a terrible period of time in which any single guy goes without it. It can stretch from as little as a week to the longest i know of which is 6 years.(Current Barren Run Record Holder is our Rabid Dog Faced Landlord Rob)

Guy 1: "You get anything this weekend?"

Guy 2: "Nah, man. I'm still on my barren run, nearly 20 months now!"

Guy 1: "Loser!"

by Sexy Ad The Pro Evolution Wizard June 1, 2004

Dank's Run

To go to Danks (McDonalds) with your bros, going through the drive thru then ordering a shit load of food. This perticulairly takes place on weekends.

Krobs: Parks, you want to make a dank's Run tonight, bro?
Parks: Hell yeah! Who be drivin'?

by parkeur March 5, 2008