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Minnesota Robbery

The act of a woman clenching her vagina so hard she rips off the man's penis.
Jeff: Did you here Bill got into a Minnesota robbery last night?
Greg: No.
Jeff: They don't think they will be able to reattach it.
by Yummy mmmmm delicious March 25, 2022
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Foreskin Robbery

When you are circumcised at birth, but choose to worship a religion other than Christianity, mulsim culture, or Jewish. Therefore, accepting a religious that does not practice circumcision at birth. So, therefore, someone has committed a foreskin robbery against you.
That damn doctor committed a foreskin robbery!!!
by Gen Z God April 29, 2022
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Water-way Robbery

When your getting food on the ferry and it is way overpriced.
I went to buy orange juice in the vending machine and it was 3 f***ing dollers. This is water-way robbery!
by jthejetplane August 28, 2010
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rubber-tech

akin to rubber neck but its where you suggest a sollution to a technical issue and others will gather to see the wreck that it could create.
Hey quit watching Stephanie you rubber-tech's, and get back to work... I'm sure that pulling that card wont bring down the power.
by Stixxx November 13, 2004
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Rubber Raiders

Going around town to different corner stores and buying out all of their condoms
Person1: hey I have an idea, lets go be rubber raiders!
Person 2: Awesome.
by Bluetopazxox May 13, 2009
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roberiod

Combination between robot and period

When a robot, computer or any machine does not work without any explaination why. It can happen at any time and does not follow schedule making it more frustrating than a human period.
"Dang! My computer isn't working. I checked everything too. It should be working. It must be on it's roberiod.
by day-tok-er-jerbs July 23, 2010
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Rubber Dicked

Originally a military slang term to indicate when a superior starts an apparently friendly conversation only to assign some crappy job duty to you.

It has expanded in general use to indicate anytime someone is nice to with the sole intention of screwing you over. It is particularly appropriate for describing when someone is the victim of a "long con" or when you get burned so dramatically that it leaves no doubt that the person who did it thoroughly planned to do so.

It comes from the idea of a husband who can't (or won't) have sex with his wife turning out the lights and screwing her with a rubber dick in the dark.
Boss: Did you see the playoff last night? Man that was some game!
Peon: Yeah, pretty exciting.
Boss: We're having a few people over tomorrow to watch the final. Do you have any plans?
Peon: No, I was probably just going to go to a sportsbar to catch the game.
Boss: Good, then you won't mind working a double shift.

I really thought Bill was doing me a favor by offering to watch my house while I was on vacation, but he just rubber dicked me because I got back and all my stuff was gone.
by Jack Bard August 26, 2013
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