post coital friend request 

The friend request sent right after having sex with someone for the first time.

After having sex with Ken at the party, Barbie sent him a post coital friend request to secure their friendship and perhaps more sex.

post coital friend request by Achtung Spitfire June 12, 2011

Post anal drip 

When you're giving her anal, and nut in her asshole. But when you pulled your dick out the nut crawled via the pussy making you a father.

John Queer: bro do you hear about Will yum, he put it in shultiez butt creatong post anal drip.
Ryan Nag: yeah bro, heard he tried killing himsef on a few occasions

Post anal drip by The tip of my nut sack November 21, 2016

Post-trad 

Post-trad describes a person who couldn't take the heat. Since their mothers fed them exclusively soy milk as children, their based levels are unable to be seen with the naked eye as they are nearly non existent.

Post-trads are very concerned with how they are perceived. They adhere to liturgical indifference, some times claiming "I know the Latin Mass is better but trads mean". The often walk what they pretend is a middle ground and play the centrist card frequently, though in debates they will inevitably side with the leftcaths.

Post-trads are the first in line to take any vaccine, and always wear their masks. Post-trads are well known for their desire to simply "OBEY".

Tony thinks the Latin Mass is cool but the trads are mean, so he goes to his local Bogus Ordo to support his local parish. Tony lives with his mom. Tony is a post-trad.

Post-trad by Sam Rocha January 13, 2021

Post beach vacation depression 

Post beach vacation depression-

The feeling that is provoked after a relaxing vacation at the beach.

Symptoms include:

Sand in your crack, lost toll booth tickets, missing annoying family members(ok then you know you've lost it), memory loss, yelling at your favorite sister, hateful blogging, fighting with spouses or boyfriends, empty feeling from vomiting or not being able to eat cause you are so hung over, not enjoying your children, aches and pains associated with dancing and falling asleep in some strange place, alcohol withdrawl, grass stains of unknown origin on your clothing, receiving nasty grams from people who are hatin', uncontrollable crying, being broke, unable to find your way back to the state you came from, failing exams and having to use the term...

"What happens at the beach, stays at the beach."

Litte sister- I have been crying all day and I can't concentrate on studying for my final exam...

Big sister- Oh My God! I have been crying all day too! You know what we have? We have Post beach vacation depression!

Post beach vacation depression by KC, MFD & Big Sister T August 4, 2007

Post Party 

A Post Party is a chance for Post Whores to get more posts and become more popular. Anyone who replies to these threads should be shot.

3k POST PARTY YAY GGKTHNXNORE

Post Party by Matt February 16, 2005

Post-Coitus Purple Porpoise 

The purple walrus that comes to congratulate you after successful coitus.

Guy1: Dude, I totally got to meet the Post-Coitus Purple Porpoise after my date with Sally this week end.
Guy2:Nice, dude, nice.

Post-Coitus Purple Porpoise by GangstaGangsta214 March 22, 2009

Post Oak Middle School 

Dumb ass school full of dumb ass teachers. Illiterate teachers make the classes even harder, and the principal wonders why 46% of the kids fail their classes. Most kids from Post Oak go to Spotsy High School, which is almost the exact same. Post Oak is also full of fake bitches, rednecks, etc.

Wow, you went to Post Oak Middle School? They suck.

Post Oak Middle School by hotcheetos60420 November 16, 2018